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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it always comes back to Obongo

The Quirk's avatar

And you thought toothpaste was supposed to FIGHT cavities!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's easier than raising it- so lonely

malsperanza's avatar

So nice to see that when Chicago's Finest did show up they

a) rushed to perform CPR and tried to revive the man; b) handcuffed the perpetrators, in case a crime had possibly been committed.

Only, gee, not. Stay classy, Chicago.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Number five is always on the payroll of the competition, amiright?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Have you seen the price of those fancy new toothpastes they have now??!?

TundraGrifter's avatar

One out of five doctors who preferred Camels has gone back to women.

fuflans's avatar

thank you for that.

fuflans's avatar

you know what really sucks here in the windy city? 500 something homicides last year and not a goddamn one of them in my white ass north side neighborhood. now, i do NOT mean i want murders in ravenswood or andersonville. what i mean is i live in a city with the worst fucking homicide rate in the country and from where i sit, i am - literally - in the safest zip code in an urban area.

and that ain't right.

bobbert's avatar

I think we semi-fixed that last election. Although maybe not for previous three-strikers.

bobbert's avatar

Nicely put.

You cannot choke somebody to death by "accident". Brain death takes two or three or maybe four minutes. You have to be trying, at least a little bit, to choke somebody to death.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Seriously, all that over some toothpaste? Not even an anger management class for the killers? That is fucked up.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a great big up fistula for this whole sub threead

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

she's still demanding the long form death certificate