Bad news, homeless thefters of Illinois. You may have thought stealing a tube of toothpaste was a class A misdemeanor that could put you in jail for up to a year , but you would would be wrong — the actual penalty is getting strangled to death in an alley!
you know what really sucks here in the windy city? 500 something homicides last year and not a goddamn one of them in my white ass north side neighborhood. now, i do NOT mean i want murders in ravenswood or andersonville. what i mean is i live in a city with the worst fucking homicide rate in the country and from where i sit, i am - literally - in the safest zip code in an urban area.
You cannot choke somebody to death by "accident". Brain death takes two or three or maybe four minutes. You have to be trying, at least a little bit, to choke somebody to death.
it always comes back to Obongo
And you thought toothpaste was supposed to FIGHT cavities!
it's easier than raising it- so lonely
So nice to see that when Chicago's Finest did show up they
a) rushed to perform CPR and tried to revive the man; b) handcuffed the perpetrators, in case a crime had possibly been committed.
Only, gee, not. Stay classy, Chicago.
Number five is always on the payroll of the competition, amiright?
Have you seen the price of those fancy new toothpastes they have now??!?
One out of five doctors who preferred Camels has gone back to women.
thank you for that.
you know what really sucks here in the windy city? 500 something homicides last year and not a goddamn one of them in my white ass north side neighborhood. now, i do NOT mean i want murders in ravenswood or andersonville. what i mean is i live in a city with the worst fucking homicide rate in the country and from where i sit, i am - literally - in the safest zip code in an urban area.
and that ain't right.
I think we semi-fixed that last election. Although maybe not for previous three-strikers.
Nicely put.
You cannot choke somebody to death by "accident". Brain death takes two or three or maybe four minutes. You have to be trying, at least a little bit, to choke somebody to death.
Seriously, all that over some toothpaste? Not even an anger management class for the killers? That is fucked up.
a great big up fistula for this whole sub threead
Extra Whiteness.
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she&#039;s still demanding the long form death certificate