Chicago's Favorite Underage-Sexytime…

[𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞]

So long as he opens up his district office at least 1500 yards from the nearest school, things ought to be cool.

[bobbert]

Hey. it's Wonkette.

[bobbert]

Hell, so do I.

[fuflans]

i am so happy this happened as i am eight hours behind.

as always.

[Mahousu]

Give it up, Mitt. You lost. Go home.