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I guess it would be too much to hope it followed a certain Game of Thrones script ...

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“No, I don’t think that’s an attack. That is not an attack, no. It is supporting his wife,” Katrina Pierson said during a heated interview with CNN’s Don Lemon on “New Day.” […]

It's the dumb leading the dumb!

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OK, I'll bite. Let's say I fuck Ted Cruz, and then Chuck C Johnson threatens to out me. I'm like, go ahead asshole. If I fucked Ted Cruz I could not possibly have the self respect or sense of shame required to be intimidated by blackmail.

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VomiTED

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I love the Republican Party. When this election is over, lets put them on a remote island somewhere and bring them out every once in a while, you know, like after some national tragedy, when we really need a laugh.

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No, let's just stick them on one of those atolls being drowned by global warming.

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She probably had cheek implants, I'm guessing? Or an eye job.

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I found Polaroids and a goodie bag. This is worse

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But it might be fun to melt them down and recycle them into a flotation device to send the rest of the GOP on a long cruise

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Not cuter that this couple, though.....

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We should give them a bunch of sticks, pointed at both ends. Just for literary reasons, of course.

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Which was the new "I'm just asking questions".

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The thoughts I have reading about these rumors are worthy of federal disaster assistance. I can't drink, smoke, eat, exercise, exorcise the images out of my brain. Who will be accountable for this calumny! (Is that a word? I think I read it once.)

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I'm sorry for your loss.

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There are some black women who have not been clued-in on how to not look like a clown in a world where makeup is not made for your skintone. Katrina is one of those, probably for personality based reasons.

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The Republican nomination is my favorite show this year. I can't wait for the very special season finale at the convention. No spoilers though please - I don't want to know if one of the regular characters dies.

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