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Dudleydidwrong's avatar

Yeah, but boots are the answer for those in a hurry. The best approach is to have someone sew a button on the outside of your overalls. You use the button to attach yourself to the sheep, obviously. Two buttons gives you more options.

Three greatest lies told by farmers:I didn't make any money last year.I paid for the hat.I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

eggs ackly-wright's avatar

And they don't even have any sheeps to make pies with. It's a cow farm ranch.

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Yes, but it was an aerosol spray so it didn't really work so well under water. Great fizzy bubbles, though...and a really interesting sound. Two thumbs up for that! The shark's expression was priceless!

RickyG's avatar

they deserve only cow pies

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Um, I might be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing it's because they're not Muslim or black?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Needs more cowbell. Nobody ever uses enough cowbell!

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

It's OK. I checked with Jesus and he says he's forgiven them. So, no harm done!

dslindc's avatar

Step 1 at my house is actually, "Pour the chef a glass of wine."

dslindc's avatar

And lies, also too, probably.

Ubertrout's avatar

Yes this is clearly relevant to this post thank you

fuflans's avatar

i've never read a single page.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

A problem came along, and I did so whip it.

grindstone, Sister Foul Mouth's avatar

My mom, also RIP, was apparently allergic to any spice other than salt or pepper. When we cleaned out her kitchen (miss ya, mom), it was like an archaeological dig of vintage 1960s McCormick spice cans, still full. And solid as bricks.