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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Yeah...this guy makes me rethink my opposition to the death penalty.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Keep reading. He makes it lower case in the next paragraph!

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

It's called Pensacola.

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ibwilliamsi's avatar

That kind of puts the lie to the idea that a majority of people support the idea that he was only defending himself - as anyone with a brain knew all along.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Shine it up real good, turn it sideways and ram it up his votes-hole?

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

I'd rather have horse shit smeared all over my TV screen than have Fox on...oh, wait a minute....

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

"Offers to purchase the Firearm have been received; however, the offers were to use the gun in a fashion I did not feel comfortable with."

Then, not more than two sentences down:

"I recognize the purchaser’s ownership and right to do with the firearm as they wish."

Which. The fuck. Is it?

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Um, George, in referencing Angela Correy, you spelled prosecution wrong.

Wait. What? Oh, never mind.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Unfortunately, your statement is too true to be snark. Ammosexuals line up outside gun buyback programs and offer to buy the guns from those turning them in so good decent guns that have never done anything wrong are not inhumanely destroyed.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Clearly, we need Jack Bauer.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

While a noble effort, the end result is Georgie Porgie still ends up enriched in the process.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

The update said another site is going to run the auction.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I always refer to Kel-Tecs as Kay-Tel. I think Casey Kasem used to sell them.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I believe the Stand Your Ground law was signed by Governor Jeb! Low Energy Bush.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

"The world loses interest in him, so he does another outrageous thing..."

Palins just get knocked up.

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thewitchqueen74's avatar

Faith in humanity gone....I need a drink.

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