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Its the only card he holds, I think.

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The time you are referring to was when we had something called the Fairness Doctrine. Ronnie Raygun took care of that, tho, and Faux sprang up within a year iirc.

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Had it been a heathen Democrat, they would have demanded repentance and a public flogging.

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good god man

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Bayer-Monsanto. RoundUp. They are sweating the possibility that their big cash cow will get slaughtered. The bottom line is that they must keep the Gross Old Pigs in power. An effective EPA DEQ and/or CDC makes them very nervous.

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I'm really hoping for boycotts just so I can watch a bunch of cry babies destroying their own things, hopefully while they are still wearing them again.

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Maybe I can get a doctor to put me in an induced coma. Then wake me up when it's all over. Please. I can't take no more.

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He always looks like he thinks he might have pooped himself.

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I wanna believe I'm in an Aaron Sorkin fever dream. I'm exhausted.

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They're gonna have to migrate from flogging My Pillow and catheters to Nazi demographic products: Boner pills, supplements, Real Doll, survival gear, etc.

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I dunno if anypony has posted this downthread, but just in case, here's a list of cancelled and current advertisers for Cucker Tarlson & Judge Jeanine (90 mph) Pirro:https://thinkprogress.org/c...

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And tonight Tucker Carlson welcomes a new sponsor: My Bedsheet. The bedsheet made in America by American Americans. Extra white, so you can be sure that 13-year-old that Warren Jeffs assigned to you is a virgin.

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Are you not on spring break?

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The only difference being he won the "lucky sperm lottery"?

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And medical, surgery development.

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Louis the XVl?

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