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The Quirk's avatar

I came up w/ the word "<i>monsterbation</i>" the other night. Guess what I was doing.

The Quirk's avatar

This finger's got no ring This finger can point at anything. Don't talk shop. FINGERPOP!

102415's avatar

Also thanking you.

jqheywood's avatar

Arizona is most definitely tainty...

jqheywood's avatar

As your attorney I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline

fuflans's avatar

not surprising, not really a tactic.

more like a fart.

fuflans's avatar

well i imagine i speak for many of us when i say i think you should get a whole lot closer.

jqheywood's avatar

Don't give a dose to the one you love most!

BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Meanwhile, a new poll finds that a large plurality of Americans blame the Republicans more than anyone else for destroying America...</i>

This is news for Western Civlization.

jqheywood's avatar

Personally: I'm all lost in the supermarket I can no longer shop happily I came in here for that special offer A guaranteed personality

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Maybe we could secede first. All of us. Except Texas.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

But but but...

Once corporate taxes are eliminated, the extra revenue will, of course, be used to create jobs in the United States!!!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Two pages. I wonder what kind of paper clip he used.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I know you're being sarcastic, but NBC (I think) ran a story about how Texas legislators (big shock) wanted to do exactly that and gain that result.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You're off by a couple hundred years. The TP'ers yearn for 19th century America, which included slavery and after the Civil War a de facto slavery as Jim Crow laws took hold. They love that shit. Ask a TP'er about Civil Rights laws.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Depends... If you are a Repubican and HJ is from another man, no. If you are a Repubican and HJ is from a lobbyist, no. If you are a Repubican and HJ is from subordinate, no. If you are a Demoncrat, yes.