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I came up w/ the word "<i>monsterbation</i>" the other night. Guess what I was doing.

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This finger's got no ring This finger can point at anything. Don't talk shop. FINGERPOP!

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Also thanking you.

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Arizona is most definitely tainty...

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As your attorney I advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline

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not surprising, not really a tactic.

more like a fart.

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well i imagine i speak for many of us when i say i think you should get a whole lot closer.

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Don't give a dose to the one you love most!

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<i>Meanwhile, a new poll finds that a large plurality of Americans blame the Republicans more than anyone else for destroying America...</i>

This is news for Western Civlization.

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Personally: I'm all lost in the supermarket I can no longer shop happily I came in here for that special offer A guaranteed personality

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Maybe we could secede first. All of us. Except Texas.

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But but but...

Once corporate taxes are eliminated, the extra revenue will, of course, be used to create jobs in the United States!!!

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG???

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Two pages. I wonder what kind of paper clip he used.

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I know you're being sarcastic, but NBC (I think) ran a story about how Texas legislators (big shock) wanted to do exactly that and gain that result.

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You're off by a couple hundred years. The TP'ers yearn for 19th century America, which included slavery and after the Civil War a de facto slavery as Jim Crow laws took hold. They love that shit. Ask a TP'er about Civil Rights laws.

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Depends... If you are a Repubican and HJ is from another man, no. If you are a Repubican and HJ is from a lobbyist, no. If you are a Repubican and HJ is from subordinate, no. If you are a Demoncrat, yes.

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