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HarpyLibtart's avatar

No doubt basic logic appears that way to the credulous and feeble-minded, bro.

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Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

Thank you for your brilliant insight Comic Book Guy. Worst. Commenter. Ever.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Running up a bit of a score, are they not? Holy fucking shit.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

And there's no telling who else. She's so mentally ill, she thinks she's kiling demons who have taken over the bodies of her family. Or at least that's what she says.

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John Robinson's avatar

They might have talked. Dead children tell no tales.

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John Robinson's avatar

Hey, the Authorities were really, really, _really_ hoping those two were innocent and the children were just, you know, playing a very long and expert game of hide-n-seek. It was just innocent, misplaced hope, that's all.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Allegedly also believes/believed that she's a goddess. Modern English translation, imho: "These people are inconveniencing me."

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Says the rando who came here to be mad about the fact that nobody respects their delusional belief system - I'm sorry you can't alter facts through sheer force of petulance, but I can recommend some good therapists if you'd like to give reality a try sometime.

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Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

I figured out why no one wants to have sex with you. It's cause you're an obnoxious loser that's waaaaay less smart than he thinks.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

Not a he and plenty sexually satisfied, but it's nice to watch you prove the wildly inaccurate nature of your own delusions.Way to validate your argument with some juvenile ad hominem - it must be rough having such a vivid imagination and utterly lacking the intellectual capacity to do anything useful with it. Bless your heart :P

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Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

Is he a hearing man?

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rufus magister's avatar

News can be OK, OpEd tends towards festering objectivist-Trumpian pustule.

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JoyfulLY's avatar

It's like Zanny the Nanny all over again only this time it's 2 kids.

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sarafina's avatar

I was surprised at how little outrage there was over this. From what I read, Vallow really wasn't pressured that much, other than having to sit in jail.

Maybe this can get added to Biden's 5,357,905 + item list for next year.

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H0mer0's avatar

they didn't look like that 36 years ago.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Either that, or they double down in an attempt to make the inevitable insanity plea stick.

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