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Let's hang onto our own private Idaho, plz.

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Goat-based entertainment is strictly <a href="http:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/incoming\/article8551955.ece\/ALTERNATES\/w460\/pan-and-goat.jpg" target="_blank">old school</a>.

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Wait . . . I thought Texas and Floriduh were at the top of the list.

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That was truly a war with no winners - Wisconsin lost the U.P., and Michigan got it.

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That rock has some of the crappiest calligraphy I've ever seen. Seriously, <i>I</i> could do a better job than that.

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Huaqiao University (Γ₯ŽÀ¾¨Γ₯ۤΓ₯Β­Β¦) is literally "Overseas Chinese University." I understand it's actually a decent school, but somehow the name makes me think of a Chinese University of Phoenix.

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Nixon Goes To Fucking China,

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Iron Snake Blood.

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And a receipt.

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First we buy Toledo.

<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/JTTC_fD598A" target="_blank">Then we buy New Berlin</a>.

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Not to mention the pasties!

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Mmmm...belly bombers

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<i>Here's a rhyme that comes with a riddle. What round on the ends and High in the middle?</i>

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