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Game recognize game.

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Her ATL stuff is brilliant, as are most of their writers. They're a bit like Wonkette for law 'splaing. No dick jokes or Vegan baby buttholes though.

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Well yeah. Harvard fucking University had a chemtrail balloon trial in southern Arizona. They were dispersing sulfate aerosols as a precursor to geoengineering trials. They were using a balloon port in Pinal County. It got...very little press.

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Remember when the US bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade? No fatalities. We'll probably never know the true story behind that.

I was briefly detained in the Beijing airport right after that and fined the precise amount of cash I had on hand. They held the plane while writing out forms in triplicate. Holding the plane up was really nice of them, because missing my flight with no cash on hand would have been obnoxious.

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ICBM silos are easy to pick out just using Google Earth. Every non blind spy in the world knows that. Republicans are a) too stoopid to know that, & b) like to bitch about everything.

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Dumbass?

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The ballon was full of Wuhan-virus Ninja Zombies,

Obviously.

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Since when is “who” a yes or no question, unless it’s about the World Health Organization?

“Who interfered in the 2016 election?”

“Yes”

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There easily are dumber Foxbots, like Dim Bingobongo, whoever the blonde woman in the middle seat on the Fox Morning Show is (it could one or more), Tyrus the wrestler, and so many others.

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“Decaying Blubber” opened for “Petty Grievance” during the “Why Am I Stupid” tour.

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My first thought was "monomath", but that implies someone who can do math.

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Along with East Buttfuck, Iowa, part of the Greater South Buttfuck Metropolitan Area.There is, alas, just no Butffuck

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It was on CNN as soon as it was known...

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Maybe the next Chinese spy balloon will have a toilet hanging from it. Plan ahead!

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Sorry - that was so NOT Funny- but it's SNL so that's no surprise...

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???

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