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All of them, Katie!

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NGRP:

Looking back on that now, what are the odds the poor guy who got a facefull of birdshot was wearing a hoodie?

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Be sure to credit my pen name:

© 2012 by Helen Blazes

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Some day, when they're all rich too, they'll appreciate the humor.

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See? He really is the man of Big Ideas. They're not very good, but they are big.

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On the occasions where I've made a woman emit incomprehensible sounds, I'm pretty sure it didn't have anything to do with Mormonisn.

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The little people's lives are like an Etch-A-Sketch: You can just turn them upside down and shake them, and then they start over.

-Mint MorMoney

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He doesn't eat much of the stuff himself, but he has friends who own cake factories.

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Dumb woman jokes still get a laugh. Dumb Republican men stopped being funny sometime around 2004.

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What are you talking about? He's considered a laff riot at his cuntry club.

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Understandable -- that's when he realized it was a work of fiction.

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Dear Boys' Life:

I never thought this would happen to me, but...

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I bet Cheney is still pissed that the guy didn't give him a dead duck, to compensate for the missed shot.

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