Guess which Tex-Mex food chain just got served a heaping dollop of federal grand jury subpoena, for making all of America sick with an outbreak of norovirus.
Whatever to whoever made that meme. Burrito bowl, no sour cream. Those damn tortillas alone are 300 cals. I ate Chipotle all the time during my rather successful pre-wedding weight loss. Edited to add: and not for the apparent diarrhea invoking qualities...Chipotle in Nebraska still seems to be safe.
The wonders of chain restaurants! If I buy from a 3d world street vendor, I can see exactly what they do. Moreover, everything is exposed to those germicides, sunshine and dry air!
Many Americans do not have two connected brain cells. Those small restaurants look strange! Many people are deeply afraid of anything they were not familiar with at age 12.
My cousin Prester was chased into a Waffle House in Lakeland by a cow that was rampaging 'round the parking lot. All the customers stayed inside, noses pressed against the glass, until the cops and the cow's owner wrangled it away...
Whatever to whoever made that meme. Burrito bowl, no sour cream. Those damn tortillas alone are 300 cals. I ate Chipotle all the time during my rather successful pre-wedding weight loss. Edited to add: and not for the apparent diarrhea invoking qualities...Chipotle in Nebraska still seems to be safe.
Chipotle is a major sponsor of the healthy, sustainable food initiative I work for. lolololololosob
In the bonus round, guess percentage of customers who will get the pun
The wonders of chain restaurants! If I buy from a 3d world street vendor, I can see exactly what they do. Moreover, everything is exposed to those germicides, sunshine and dry air!
Many Americans do not have two connected brain cells. Those small restaurants look strange! Many people are deeply afraid of anything they were not familiar with at age 12.
Is that an egyptian power crystal in your pocket... oh never mind
Tired of all those blood stains in your underwear?
We have always maintained that one goes to Waffle House for the floor show, and if you don't see it—YOU'RE THE FLOOR SHOW.
And bacon, don't forget the bacon...
Sabotage for opposing GMOs.
Billy Mays recommends "Chipotle-Away" ! Works like a charm !
Send all the Chipotle to the Militia Men in Oregon. They need snacks !
My cousin Prester was chased into a Waffle House in Lakeland by a cow that was rampaging 'round the parking lot. All the customers stayed inside, noses pressed against the glass, until the cops and the cow's owner wrangled it away...
Great idea. Let's include some buckets, cause I'm sure they don't have any to puke in.
Sad cat diary for a grumpy cat:
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