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bobbert's avatar

It's not?!

bobbert's avatar

If you go to Chipotle as often as I do, your probability is unchanged.

Charon's Avatar's avatar

Not likely to see a picture of two assholes like this in the near future. "Jus exercisn muh consteetutional 2nd amendment rat to be an armed anal aperture.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

OT, but today also in gun nuttery, something gun nuts never think of ... firemen being injured by the stockpiled ammo cooking off in a house fire ... <a href="http://www.statter911.com/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.statter911.com/2014/05/19/news-report-...">http://www.statter911.com/2...

Chris Grrr's avatar

Because they're not bullies, the gun fetishists certainly didn't go to every nearby establishment and hope to goad the employees into responding. That wouldn't be very Christian.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't know how they make the burritos there at your Chipotle, gun-heroes, but I've never had to track one and bring it down with any weaponry more complicated than a fork.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Elephant guns for elephants, bird-shot for birds. What sort of load out do you use to bag a wild chimichanga?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Are those Super-Soakers or Nerf Guns? Honestly I don't know that much about toys these days.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Chipotle welcomes the delegation from Over-Compensation Nation.

chascates's avatar

So is it OK for me to go into a retail establishment waving a giant lit torch around? Because fire is something I think is very necessary and I don't like being denied access to it since I might need to torch something at any time.

PubOption's avatar

I saw a bunch of heavily-armed guys, all dressed in black, burst into a restaurant in Irving, Texas once. It was the local SWAT team entering to arrest a customer. I imagine that it would have been easier to wait for the guy to finish his meal and leave, but this happened at about 9.45 pm, and I assume the SWAT team was on the 2 - 10 shift.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Delicious toasted marshmallows being necessary to the State of Happiness, the right of the people to keep and bear torches shall not be infringed.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Most youngsters learn early in life that they have to leave their safety blankies and cozy snuggle-bears at home.

Grow the fuck up, gun children.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Dear Wonkette,

I never thought I would be writing you but you mentioned Chipolle's big phallic burritos...I've always ordered mine in a bowl. Does this mean I might be a lesbian?

- PoG

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

These guys want it to be the Old West, except even the Old West you had you give your six-shooter to the barkeep if'n you wanted to have some grub at the saloon.