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bobbert's avatar

It's not?!

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bobbert's avatar

If you go to Chipotle as often as I do, your probability is unchanged.

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Charon's Avatar's avatar

Not likely to see a picture of two assholes like this in the near future. "Jus exercisn muh consteetutional 2nd amendment rat to be an armed anal aperture.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

OT, but today also in gun nuttery, something gun nuts never think of ... firemen being injured by the stockpiled ammo cooking off in a house fire ... <a href="http://www.statter911.com/2..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.statter911.com/2014/05/19/news-report-...">http://www.statter911.com/2...

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Because they're not bullies, the gun fetishists certainly didn't go to every nearby establishment and hope to goad the employees into responding. That wouldn't be very Christian.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I don't know how they make the burritos there at your Chipotle, gun-heroes, but I've never had to track one and bring it down with any weaponry more complicated than a fork.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Elephant guns for elephants, bird-shot for birds. What sort of load out do you use to bag a wild chimichanga?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Are those Super-Soakers or Nerf Guns? Honestly I don't know that much about toys these days.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Chipotle welcomes the delegation from Over-Compensation Nation.

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chascates's avatar

So is it OK for me to go into a retail establishment waving a giant lit torch around? Because fire is something I think is very necessary and I don't like being denied access to it since I might need to torch something at any time.

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PubOption's avatar

I saw a bunch of heavily-armed guys, all dressed in black, burst into a restaurant in Irving, Texas once. It was the local SWAT team entering to arrest a customer. I imagine that it would have been easier to wait for the guy to finish his meal and leave, but this happened at about 9.45 pm, and I assume the SWAT team was on the 2 - 10 shift.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Delicious toasted marshmallows being necessary to the State of Happiness, the right of the people to keep and bear torches shall not be infringed.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Most youngsters learn early in life that they have to leave their safety blankies and cozy snuggle-bears at home.

Grow the fuck up, gun children.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Dear Wonkette,

I never thought I would be writing you but you mentioned Chipolle's big phallic burritos...I've always ordered mine in a bowl. Does this mean I might be a lesbian?

- PoG

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

These guys want it to be the Old West, except even the Old West you had you give your six-shooter to the barkeep if'n you wanted to have some grub at the saloon.

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