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Thurman Munster IV's avatar

I think you meant to say Reservoir Doggy-style.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

C'mon, man. Could you put some effort into your commenting? This ain't huffpost.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

no, they're more like weebles. they wobble around a bit but they don't fall down

Pookums's avatar

Why is it that people like this always have the same doughy pallor about them?

Shypixel's avatar

Every time I see Erik Erikspawn, I have the sudden urge to do push ups, sit ups, and run a mile.

Also: to GO OUT IN THE FUCKING SUN ONCE IN A WHILE YOU EDWARD CULLEN LOOKING PASTY FUCK!

schmannity's avatar

Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy...

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

And pleated pants. Doughboys with pleated pants. You can't walk into a megachurch and throw a rock without hitting a dozen of them.

Shypixel's avatar

Also: I have been making my own dinners my entire adult life. The ex never could cook for shit.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The betrayal of the Texas people's by Wendy Davis is the most shameful event in our Nations' history.