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I think you meant to say Reservoir Doggy-style.

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C'mon, man. Could you put some effort into your commenting? This ain't huffpost.

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no, they're more like weebles. they wobble around a bit but they don't fall down

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Why is it that people like this always have the same doughy pallor about them?

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Every time I see Erik Erikspawn, I have the sudden urge to do push ups, sit ups, and run a mile.

Also: to GO OUT IN THE FUCKING SUN ONCE IN A WHILE YOU EDWARD CULLEN LOOKING PASTY FUCK!

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Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy left me alone Hurts so bad Wendy, Wendy...

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And pleated pants. Doughboys with pleated pants. You can't walk into a megachurch and throw a rock without hitting a dozen of them.

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Also: I have been making my own dinners my entire adult life. The ex never could cook for shit.

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The betrayal of the Texas people's by Wendy Davis is the most shameful event in our Nations' history.

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