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Bad LDL cholesterol too.

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Cucked and schlonged.

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Hook, line and sinker.

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The judges would also have accepted The Merchant of Venice. Macbeth is a great character study with many memorable lines, I just think that's a weak plot device.

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Yeah, they both need to go. Nothing productive will be done until that happens. The shit they've been tacking on to the budgets they've proposed is ridiculous.

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And because the beach is considered a highway ODOT was the agency tasked with removing that whale back in the '70s. If you give a highway engineer a huge obstacle, it is only to be expected that his first choice of tools would be dynamite.

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I don't believe people should engage in fat shaming by showing unaltered photos of Mr. Christy. Seriously. Don't. Please?

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Where did you get that? I want to share, would like to cite. Thanks, Joe!

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That Shakespearean loophole is so well-established by now that there's no point grumbling about it. https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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"How about this, fuckers?"

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1. There is a company called "Insurance Panda"? 2. There are people willing to get their insurance from it?

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But if something bad happens to your home and you are sad, the panda will come cuddle with you.

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Fat jokes are mean and offensive. No snark.

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Yeah, and I'll add that this one is mean not to Christie, who will never see that headline or this comment thread, but to the fat people who see both and aren't as secure as those who can hear fat jokes and not care. I'm in the middle; they annoy me more than they break me down, though they hurt ever so slightly. I mean, tell whatever jokes you want, just know the invisible effects.

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