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phoenix00's avatar

Bad LDL cholesterol too.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Cucked and schlonged.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hook, line and sinker.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

The judges would also have accepted The Merchant of Venice. Macbeth is a great character study with many memorable lines, I just think that's a weak plot device.

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SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Yeah, they both need to go. Nothing productive will be done until that happens. The shit they've been tacking on to the budgets they've proposed is ridiculous.

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Querolous's avatar

And because the beach is considered a highway ODOT was the agency tasked with removing that whale back in the '70s. If you give a highway engineer a huge obstacle, it is only to be expected that his first choice of tools would be dynamite.

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Jeff Mc Donald's avatar

I don't believe people should engage in fat shaming by showing unaltered photos of Mr. Christy. Seriously. Don't. Please?

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BehaveYrself's avatar

Where did you get that? I want to share, would like to cite. Thanks, Joe!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That Shakespearean loophole is so well-established by now that there's no point grumbling about it. https://s-media-cache-ak0.p...

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SnarkON's avatar

"How about this, fuckers?"

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SnarkON's avatar

1. There is a company called "Insurance Panda"? 2. There are people willing to get their insurance from it?

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SnarkON's avatar

But if something bad happens to your home and you are sad, the panda will come cuddle with you.

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SnarkON's avatar

Fat jokes are mean and offensive. No snark.

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Josh's avatar

Yeah, and I'll add that this one is mean not to Christie, who will never see that headline or this comment thread, but to the fat people who see both and aren't as secure as those who can hear fat jokes and not care. I'm in the middle; they annoy me more than they break me down, though they hurt ever so slightly. I mean, tell whatever jokes you want, just know the invisible effects.

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