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wavicles's avatar

Authoritarians, they need a bully above 'em. Go figure.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

"You may ask yourself, 'My God, what have I done?'" from Once in Lifetime (on the photo).

GlobalBeagle's avatar

Being a pretend VP to a non-president is hardly resume-building stuff tho' - is it?

hvdv's avatar

Just how much does it suck to be Chris Christie? I mean, we're talking imaginary numbers now, eleventeen just won't do.

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

First concert I ever saw... Jackson Browne came out and played the encore with them.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

OMG, you're right! Are we married???

kev's avatar

if we never have sex, probably.

kev's avatar

I am convinced that shit is scraped out from between Big Foot's toes. That's his sole source of income.

kev's avatar

maybe a plague of locusts?

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Am I the only one who may be seeing an image of Jeebus in that butt? Sorry. I'm not like the other girls...

kareemachan's avatar

My first thought was that if a kid snaps his/her towel at another kid, there could be some serious damage....