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Authoritarians, they need a bully above 'em. Go figure.

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"You may ask yourself, 'My God, what have I done?'" from Once in Lifetime (on the photo).

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Being a pretend VP to a non-president is hardly resume-building stuff tho' - is it?

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Just how much does it suck to be Chris Christie? I mean, we're talking imaginary numbers now, eleventeen just won't do.

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First concert I ever saw... Jackson Browne came out and played the encore with them.

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OMG, you're right! Are we married???

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if we never have sex, probably.

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For the win.

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I am convinced that shit is scraped out from between Big Foot's toes. That's his sole source of income.

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Do go on...

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Googletillionthplex?

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maybe a plague of locusts?

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Am I the only one who may be seeing an image of Jeebus in that butt? Sorry. I'm not like the other girls...

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My first thought was that if a kid snaps his/her towel at another kid, there could be some serious damage....

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Dog Butt Jeebus® forgives you.

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Behind the neutrino.

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