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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Well, Kentucky sure does.

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fuflans's avatar

kinda of! shakespeare in a former utopian community on the banks of a river with a huge gambling industry.

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Lot_49's avatar

How about that compressed-air cattle-killer Anton Chigurz (Javier Bardem) used in "No Country for Old Men"? (I mean, with votes of course)

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...considering the Republican parties proclivity to young prepubescent teens boys, I feel sorry for the Beib!

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Lot_49's avatar

Hahahahahahahaha....

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Lot_49's avatar

You women, always worried about your lady things....Focus on the glorious wars we'll have! Lockheed Martin's HR department has got 50 Monster.com listings, just waiting for the right concession speech so they can hit Send.

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fuflans's avatar

well i once drove the length of IN for an audition (and god it's HUGELY long) right on the kentucky border.

we stopped at a rest / convenience store. they carried a bass (fish) wine holder and weeping plastic indian holding an american flag. i have pictures.

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fuflans's avatar

<i>it’s the early draft of a Chris Marlowe play</i>

'massacre at paris' or 'the jew of malta'?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Sounds like he's got Boehner syndrome. If he turns orange he's going to need to be put down.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Same here. And it's not so much the voice as the over emoting. Crivens, I bet the dude could bust a vein singing happy birthday.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No, but he was crushed like a beetle by the dominatrix chick.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...more like a tween at Justin Beiber concert! He probably threw his panties at him.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So Christie got Beiber in one of those big Republican tents?

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