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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You never fail to amuse me.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yeah but he still has his old nemesis 'Gravity.' And Gravity is a mean fuckin' bitch.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Apologies. Allow me to revise:

Chris Christie is the only current Republicunt governor whose personal assistant is a fucking mahout.

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PsycWench's avatar

There's a man who isn't invited along on a lot of boat rides.

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PsycWench's avatar

Just the one?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I normally don't rag on people because they're fat but for this piece of crap I'll make an exception. Christie probably got this way cause he’s lazy and a glutton with no self control. With his money he could eat high quality food, have a private coach and afford the time to work out. This is not the kind of person who should be in charge of anything more important than his own asshole much less a state.

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PsycWench's avatar

If Oxycontin is taken up extensively into fat tissue, there would be no pain felt around Point Rush Limbaugh.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"a little Rush. "

It's too early to be talking about Limbaugh's dick.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/30.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_le0x7fD7l41qc1xcko1_500.jpg" target="_blank">Not Safe For Work</a>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Now now...I'm almost as big as he and my sofa is still in good shape. (Although, I do steer clear of dainty chairs)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Chris is so fat all the other fat governors orbit around him.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

THERE'S my beloved Fox News headline question-mark.

Lucky its on the other side of the couch, a safe distance from Gov. Dumptruck.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

A little like being the tallest midget or the most educated Palin.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

He hates wasteful spending AND wasting food.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

His bloodtype is Ragu.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I think most of us here would eat the blonde.

NO, NOT DOOCEY.

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