Icon of personal responsibility Chris Christie paid a visit to the fiends at Fox News yesterday, and as this screenshot shows, he nearly caused the entire right-wing cable news channel to tilt left and vanish into the ether. But, sources say, the other side of the couch was secured with special ropes made from the tears of scared old white people.
I normally don't rag on people because they're fat but for this piece of crap I'll make an exception. Christie probably got this way cause he’s lazy and a glutton with no self control. With his money he could eat high quality food, have a private coach and afford the time to work out. This is not the kind of person who should be in charge of anything more important than his own asshole much less a state.
You never fail to amuse me.
Yeah but he still has his old nemesis 'Gravity.' And Gravity is a mean fuckin' bitch.
Apologies. Allow me to revise:
Chris Christie is the only current Republicunt governor whose personal assistant is a fucking mahout.
There's a man who isn't invited along on a lot of boat rides.
Just the one?
I normally don't rag on people because they're fat but for this piece of crap I'll make an exception. Christie probably got this way cause he’s lazy and a glutton with no self control. With his money he could eat high quality food, have a private coach and afford the time to work out. This is not the kind of person who should be in charge of anything more important than his own asshole much less a state.
If Oxycontin is taken up extensively into fat tissue, there would be no pain felt around Point Rush Limbaugh.
"a little Rush. "
It's too early to be talking about Limbaugh's dick.
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Now now...I&#039;m almost as big as he and my sofa is still in good shape. (Although, I do steer clear of dainty chairs)
Chris is so fat all the other fat governors orbit around him.
THERE&#039;S my beloved Fox News headline question-mark.
Lucky its on the other side of the couch, a safe distance from Gov. Dumptruck.
A little like being the tallest midget or the most educated Palin.
He hates wasteful spending AND wasting food.
His bloodtype is Ragu.
I think most of us here would eat the blonde.
NO, NOT DOOCEY.