There's likely a considerable Venn diagram overlap between regular Wonkette readers and people who are down with the medicinal Mary Jane. Mebbe you are not so much into the indulging, but you are probably not terrified that legal weed is the end of civilization because you are not our grandparents. But, on the slim chance you have complex feels about the whole thing, Chris Christie is your spirit animal. See, New Jersey already passed isself a bill that would make it a tiny bit less hard to get edible marijuana for your child's horrible illness, but Chris Christie
We need marijuana equality laws! If we can legally pickle our livers with demon hootch, then why can't we legally bake our brains with the diabolical ganja?
On the radio this morning he splained that he&#039;s afraid if sick children can use MJ, their <i>parents</i> might use it too. OH NOES!!! Stressed-out parents of a desperately ill child might spark a blunt instead of knocking back a fifth of cuervo.
Letting marijuana help a little kid control her seizures isn&#039;t the complicated part. Keeping your pearl-clutching conservative base from turning on you is.
Looks like marihuana was injected in the old days before rolling paper was invented. Those poor people. How did they cope?! Oh yeah, with weird orgies. Also with unleashed passion &#039;cause it&#039;s always better when we keep our passion leashed.
talk about a slippery slope...
seriously the unleashed passions are for doritos.
Yeah ... the seeds were notorious for giving people embolisms. That&#039;s when folks started smoking the stuff.
Nobody parties hard like kids with cancer.
What part of &quot;non-psychoactive&quot; does Gov. Crisco not understand?
We need marijuana equality laws! If we can legally pickle our livers with demon hootch, then why can&#039;t we legally bake our brains with the diabolical ganja?
It&#039;s psychoactive bigotry, I tell ya!
I never realized Governor Crisco was an Avril Lavigne fan...
one from column A, one from column B- that&#039;s the rule
but with six you get eggroll
getting hungry was a direct result of being stoned
When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide Where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride Till I get to the bottom and I see you again
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
Mmm, batterfried, on a stick.
On the radio this morning he splained that he&#039;s afraid if sick children can use MJ, their <i>parents</i> might use it too. OH NOES!!! Stressed-out parents of a desperately ill child might spark a blunt instead of knocking back a fifth of cuervo.
Letting marijuana help a little kid control her seizures isn&#039;t the complicated part. Keeping your pearl-clutching conservative base from turning on you is.
Christie is great example of munchies gone wrong. That&#039;s all. It is not complicated
Looks like marihuana was injected in the old days before rolling paper was invented. Those poor people. How did they cope?! Oh yeah, with weird orgies. Also with unleashed passion &#039;cause it&#039;s always better when we keep our passion leashed.