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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Having his foot in his mouth on a nearly permanent basis is a key part of Christie's weight-loss program.

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bobbert's avatar

Keep on fucking that duckling.

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bobbert's avatar

Crisco, standing for a photo op next to the planet Jupiter makes your ass look fat.

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bobbert's avatar

So, hey Dok, just an ack for the HHGTTG ref.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I want to bang Jenny, as long as she promises not to utter a word the whole time

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

So the GOP is pro choice and in favor of individuals making their own decisions- at least for vaccines. For the lady folks, not so much...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He’s kind of wishy washy about vaccines for guy who seems to be suffering from a permanent case of the mumps.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Michele Bachmann was almost right: <i>"There's a woman who came up crying to me tonight after the debate. She said her daughter was given [HPV] vaccine. She told me her daughter suffered mental retardation as a result of that vaccine."</i>

Except it's some parents who suffer mental retardation as a result of vaccines.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Typical Republican approach to public health: Unborn are to be protected at all costs; born children can go fuck themselves (with their dimwit parents' help).

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>So when he said parental choice is more important than some crazy government mandate, he was actually talking about finding a balance between competing state requirements.</i>

Chris Christie/equivocating mountebank

Potato/Potahto

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diogenez's avatar

Some days, it's hard not to think that we are doomed.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

Well its official Obama came out and said get vaccinated so an epidemic is in the making cause Merican and freedumb and fuck him.Damn it a good day to be a Dem.

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PsycWench's avatar

There you go with the not-really-snark-coz-its-true thing again.

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PubOption's avatar

Christie admits that he had his kids vaccinated. I understand that any mental problems they may have arose from having a bullying blowhard as a parent, rather than anything in the vaccine.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

They haven't discovered it yet. It's kind of the Unobtainium of politics.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

President Obama, please consider making the following appeal in your next news conference or public statement:

"Americans have always been a reasonable and well-informed people. In that spirit, I want to emphasize in the strongest possible terms that people SHOULD NOT lick their hands, grab two forks, and stick them into a wall socket. Some will say that America is too divided to agree about this, but I'm optimistic that we can find common ground on this issue and become a stronger nation as a result."

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