Gov. Christie has returned from the wilderness where he was in communion with The Great Smog God of Turnpike Exit 7-A, and has made his official declaration about how to fill Sen. Lautenberg's recently vacated Senate seat . According to Politico :
"...then hang a left and cruise through the Streets of Philadelphia before taking to the Senate floor to reminisce about Glory Days."
Unless he goes down to The River where he gets Blinded By The Light, and as a consequence he makes a wrong turn and he just keeps going all the way to Nebraska, where he drives into the Tunnel of Love and ends up Dancing in the Darkness At The Edge of Town while listening to Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger.
So put your red dress on and fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in Atlantic City.
I always considered the Solomon story about the baby just about the most idiotic story I've ever heard.
"...then hang a left and cruise through the Streets of Philadelphia before taking to the Senate floor to reminisce about Glory Days."
Unless he goes down to The River where he gets Blinded By The Light, and as a consequence he makes a wrong turn and he just keeps going all the way to Nebraska, where he drives into the Tunnel of Love and ends up Dancing in the Darkness At The Edge of Town while listening to Woodie Guthrie and Pete Seeger.
So put your red dress on and fix your hair up pretty, and meet me tonight in Atlantic City.
$24 million is what it costs to not put another Tea Party rubber stamp in the Senate for the next 18 months?
Sounds like a <strike>deal</strike> steal to me.
Anyone else think that Senator Snooki has a ring to it?
So what if it is the ring of civilization&#039;s death knell.
<i>where he was in communion with The Great Smog God of Turnpike Exit 7-A</i>
He also changed New Jersey&#039;s motto to &quot;the Olive Garden State&quot;.
Now THIS is how it is done in the free market!
In fairness, she is more a Jersey Girl than Hillz was a New Yorker...
GET IN MY BELLY!!!
Too bad she doesn&#039;t meet the age qualification.
But you know <i>who else</i> was elected to the Senate before turning 30?
That&#039;s right, Hitl- no, sorry, I mean Joe Biden. (He did turn 30 before actually taking office.)
It could make for interesting comments in debates, &quot;The Situation is dire..&quot; , for example.
And of course, if he failed to get elected, he would be a no-win Situation.