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Spurning Beer's avatar

In Christie's fuckin world, it's "sanguiche." Not for nothin.

Spurning Beer's avatar

It's "moolie," Bot. Please.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Oy. Vey is mir. Please allow me to correct my mistake.

In Christie's cocksuckin' world, it's "sanguiche."

The Quirk's avatar

I'd say he gives 100%, but that's just a round figure.

The Quirk's avatar

Boy Scout Salute FAIL!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or a suma wrestler. Or a high jump landing cushion.

fuflans's avatar

ahhhhh.

bobsalem shows us his o'bama quote collection like a little girl with a justin bieber crush.

fuflans's avatar

i totally had a mac and cheese cheddar explosion for lunch in honor of this guy.

schmannity's avatar

Short fingers and tiny hands. Say no more.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He is a weapon of mass destruction.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Christie's wife and daughters were asked for comments. They explained those bat-like bruises were their own fault. Next time they'll be more careful. That the door they bumped into is always opening and closing itself, causing accidents."

-fixed

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Suicidal people should not own bats.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

One too many hotdog eating contests if you know what I mean.

Mahousu's avatar

"Too thin-skinned"? He only says that because he's so thick. Plus, he's overweight.