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Spurning Beer's avatar

In Christie's fuckin world, it's "sanguiche." Not for nothin.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's "moolie," Bot. Please.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Oy. Vey is mir. Please allow me to correct my mistake.

In Christie's cocksuckin' world, it's "sanguiche."

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The Quirk's avatar

I'd say he gives 100%, but that's just a round figure.

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The Quirk's avatar

Boy Scout Salute FAIL!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Or a suma wrestler. Or a high jump landing cushion.

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fuflans's avatar

ahhhhh.

bobsalem shows us his o'bama quote collection like a little girl with a justin bieber crush.

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fuflans's avatar

i totally had a mac and cheese cheddar explosion for lunch in honor of this guy.

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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

AHahsaahahahahaha!!!!!

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fuflans's avatar

lovely.

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schmannity's avatar

Short fingers and tiny hands. Say no more.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

He is a weapon of mass destruction.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"Christie's wife and daughters were asked for comments. They explained those bat-like bruises were their own fault. Next time they'll be more careful. That the door they bumped into is always opening and closing itself, causing accidents."

-fixed

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Suicidal people should not own bats.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

One too many hotdog eating contests if you know what I mean.

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Mahousu's avatar

"Too thin-skinned"? He only says that because he's so thick. Plus, he's overweight.

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