BAD, CHRIS CHRISTIE, BAD! BREAKING NEWS: "The Bridgegate" is still a #scandal. Did you know? Of course you didn't, because even at the time, you were like, "Ooh, a scandal involving ROAD CLOSURES, deal me OUT!" But it is a thing that happened, so! Brief recap: Some dickhole Chris Christie staffers and appointees decided it would be hilarious to punish a small town mayor for failing to support the Gov's bid for re-election, by orchestrating some fancy lane closures during rush hour between Fort Lee, New Jersey, and the George Washington Bridge. It was as sexxxy as it sounds, by which we mean if you were sexually attracted to bridge porn before, you are no longer.
I generally suck at predictions but I'm willing to bet a week's worth of snacks that Bridget (Bridget! what a name, in the circumstances!! hahaha-BRIDGE-ETTE) will be thrown under the bus with great enthusiasm by her former co-conspiritors. And that if anyone gets jail time, it will be her.
I so want the Trump Foundation to take Trump down. No one would ever know about that shit if Donald hadn't decided to run for President to get back at Obama for saying mean things about him.
The entire GOP is in dire need of adult supervision.
Sing it!It's beginning to smell a lot like Jersey, Everywhere you go...
I generally suck at predictions but I'm willing to bet a week's worth of snacks that Bridget (Bridget! what a name, in the circumstances!! hahaha-BRIDGE-ETTE) will be thrown under the bus with great enthusiasm by her former co-conspiritors. And that if anyone gets jail time, it will be her.
It sounds even better in Latin.
Oh man, look at those rods.... supporting these majestic structures...
You're right - edited
If he hasn't eaten the horse yet. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
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Like this one.
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And to think, I was upset that Mr. Trump was always so unkind to that nice Mr. Christie.
Christie's on the witness list, so from your mouth to God's ears...
I so want the Trump Foundation to take Trump down. No one would ever know about that shit if Donald hadn't decided to run for President to get back at Obama for saying mean things about him.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Researched like a bawse!
Funny, I didn't think I had anything left to throw up.
It's called a Nome De Puke.