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Spurning Beer's avatar

It was my understanding that abortions take place in ladies' boxes.

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bobbert's avatar

If only.

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bobbert's avatar

I think bacon may be worse than heroin. (I don't plan to subject this to experimental verification).

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I thought Christie would have been kinder to the pigs. You know .... professional courtesy.

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schmannity's avatar

Potent pork pandering.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Guy's just trying to bring home the bacon.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But he didn't get to bully or shout down any protestors! How's he going to stay in practice?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

From everything I've read about pigs, they are naturally clean animals that are smarter than dogs. In other words, it would be wrong to compare them to Chris Christie.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

With Idaho providing the crate free sausage, he only now needs some pancake batter, chocolate chips and a big stick.

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diogenez's avatar

Do not get between Chris Christie and his bacon.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

OMG! Is that what I'm looking at on this milk carton?!

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