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Spurning Beer's avatar

It was my understanding that abortions take place in ladies' boxes.

bobbert's avatar

I think bacon may be worse than heroin. (I don't plan to subject this to experimental verification).

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I thought Christie would have been kinder to the pigs. You know .... professional courtesy.

schmannity's avatar

Potent pork pandering.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Guy's just trying to bring home the bacon.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

But he didn't get to bully or shout down any protestors! How's he going to stay in practice?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

From everything I've read about pigs, they are naturally clean animals that are smarter than dogs. In other words, it would be wrong to compare them to Chris Christie.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

With Idaho providing the crate free sausage, he only now needs some pancake batter, chocolate chips and a big stick.

diogenez's avatar

Do not get between Chris Christie and his bacon.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

OMG! Is that what I'm looking at on this milk carton?!