Photo by Beth Ethier Chris Christie is a master of pre-presidential innovation. Having spent the 2014 midterm season hitting key states to campaign for Republican candidates, Christie has moved on to a bold new tactic: inviting Iowans to decide which laws are best for New Jersey
From everything I've read about pigs, they are naturally clean animals that are smarter than dogs. In other words, it would be wrong to compare them to Chris Christie.
It was my understanding that abortions take place in ladies' boxes.
If only.
I think bacon may be worse than heroin. (I don't plan to subject this to experimental verification).
I thought Christie would have been kinder to the pigs. You know .... professional courtesy.
Potent pork pandering.
Guy's just trying to bring home the bacon.
But he didn't get to bully or shout down any protestors! How's he going to stay in practice?
From everything I've read about pigs, they are naturally clean animals that are smarter than dogs. In other words, it would be wrong to compare them to Chris Christie.
With Idaho providing the crate free sausage, he only now needs some pancake batter, chocolate chips and a big stick.
Do not get between Chris Christie and his bacon.
OMG! Is that what I'm looking at on this milk carton?!