He's looking out for YOU Good news, kids! New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is back to giving a bacon-wrapped figgy snack about you. Sort of. Sure, there was that awkward moment in November when he wrote a nastygram to President Obama, vowing to ban all Syrian refugees, even "orphans under the age of 5," from his state. You know how dangerous those toddler terrorists can be, with their stinky diapers and their temper tantrums at bath time. Naturally, Christie never followed through with his empty threats because that guy is all talk. Or shouting. Mostly shouting.
In which world do people all walk around naked in restrooms? Is it Chris Christie's world? Then, um, no thanks. (Actually, no thanks in any world, but DEFINITELY Chris Christie's.)
when my parents took us to Europe when we were kids, my oldest brother accidentally used the lavatory labeled "Damen" for which we made fun of him (for the last time evah since NObody makes fun of him...)
i miss the good old days . . . when men were men and women were persons.
You're going to make me cross with comments like this.
In which world do people all walk around naked in restrooms? Is it Chris Christie's world? Then, um, no thanks. (Actually, no thanks in any world, but DEFINITELY Chris Christie's.)
You know how dangerous those toddler terrorists can be, with their stinky diapers and their temper tantrums at bath time.
Of course we know. We've seen the Republican debates.
Literally no one on Planet Earth is asking our kids to make major life decisions about where to piss.
I know a certain S&M loving priest who might...
Pull my finger! I dare you !!!!!!11!
Please don't give them any ideas. Faux Noise, that is, not the Syrian refugees.
... unless you didn't wash your hands.
If the bathroom is single occupancy, I give zero fucks about going into the women's room. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
Apparently Christie is ignorant of urinal code.
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when my parents took us to Europe when we were kids, my oldest brother accidentally used the lavatory labeled "Damen" for which we made fun of him (for the last time evah since NObody makes fun of him...)
"And you knew who you were then: goils were goils and men were men. Mista we can use a man like Hoibet Hooveh again."
I heard at "spas" they do that. Middle school gym class was bad enough.
Thanks guys! Now I have a place to put this.
https://youtu.be/rH8zNwzGDmk
I was in single digits of age when that happened and it still impresses me that once upon a time the story ever made it to the presses.