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willi0000000's avatar

i miss the good old days . . . when men were men and women were persons.

Whale Chowder's avatar

You're going to make me cross with comments like this.

hvdv's avatar

In which world do people all walk around naked in restrooms? Is it Chris Christie's world? Then, um, no thanks. (Actually, no thanks in any world, but DEFINITELY Chris Christie's.)

JAWs's avatar

You know how dangerous those toddler terrorists can be, with their stinky diapers and their temper tantrums at bath time.

Of course we know. We've seen the Republican debates.

JAWs's avatar

Literally no one on Planet Earth is asking our kids to make major life decisions about where to piss.

I know a certain S&M loving priest who might...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Pull my finger! I dare you !!!!!!11!

Zyxomma's avatar

Please don't give them any ideas. Faux Noise, that is, not the Syrian refugees.

Zyxomma's avatar

... unless you didn't wash your hands.

Jack Millwater's avatar

If the bathroom is single occupancy, I give zero fucks about going into the women's room. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.

Jack Millwater's avatar

Apparently Christie is ignorant of urinal code.

H0mer0's avatar

when my parents took us to Europe when we were kids, my oldest brother accidentally used the lavatory labeled "Damen" for which we made fun of him (for the last time evah since NObody makes fun of him...)

H0mer0's avatar

"And you knew who you were then: goils were goils and men were men. Mista we can use a man like Hoibet Hooveh again."

H0mer0's avatar

I heard at "spas" they do that. Middle school gym class was bad enough.

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Thanks guys! Now I have a place to put this.

https://youtu.be/rH8zNwzGDmk

H0mer0's avatar

I was in single digits of age when that happened and it still impresses me that once upon a time the story ever made it to the presses.