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That lady sure is fit. She should punch Chris Chrstie in the face.

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That's where "Sit down and shut up" originated, since your asked.

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This is all nice, but until Bristol weighs in with her abstinence-only technique, I'm not taking any sexing advice from the Pillsbury doughboy whose only accomplishment has been defeating lapband.

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Defeating Lapband? When did New Jersey invade Finland?

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That rythm method from number 1 looks like a way more effective method of birth control than the Catholic rythm method.

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Ooh baby, we're going to practice tonight! I'm going to function all up in you!

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This is the best diet plan ever! I no longer want to eat anything!

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"practiced that function during part of my life?" I think he chose food over sex a long time ago.

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It's gotta be in the butt, baby...

https://youtu.be/TBw1yBBLg_s

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Sorry, Chris. It's not a buffet to pick and choose. See you in hell, Big Boy.

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If some enterprising young reporter wants to get yelled at, they should ask him about pre-marital sex and not just with himself.

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Christie and sex..................NNNNNNOOOOOOOO..........................

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My husband?

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doesn't use the rhythm method? - didn't know the dude had rhythm, didn't know he could find his dick, or have someplace to put it in, unless maybe a - glory hole

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I am having trouble picturing him functioning, but I'll keep trying.

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Mary Pat seems to be a team player.

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