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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

That lady sure is fit. She should punch Chris Chrstie in the face.

Michael F Bell's avatar

That's where "Sit down and shut up" originated, since your asked.

Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

This is all nice, but until Bristol weighs in with her abstinence-only technique, I'm not taking any sexing advice from the Pillsbury doughboy whose only accomplishment has been defeating lapband.

Michael F Bell's avatar

Defeating Lapband? When did New Jersey invade Finland?

Kakkeltje's avatar

That rythm method from number 1 looks like a way more effective method of birth control than the Catholic rythm method.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ooh baby, we're going to practice tonight! I'm going to function all up in you!

dslindc's avatar

This is the best diet plan ever! I no longer want to eat anything!

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"practiced that function during part of my life?" I think he chose food over sex a long time ago.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Sorry, Chris. It's not a buffet to pick and choose. See you in hell, Big Boy.

Mr. Blobfish's avatar

If some enterprising young reporter wants to get yelled at, they should ask him about pre-marital sex and not just with himself.

Are we there yet?'s avatar

Christie and sex..................NNNNNNOOOOOOOO..........................

azeyote's avatar

doesn't use the rhythm method? - didn't know the dude had rhythm, didn't know he could find his dick, or have someplace to put it in, unless maybe a - glory hole

Wendel's avatar

I am having trouble picturing him functioning, but I'll keep trying.

Wendel's avatar

Mary Pat seems to be a team player.