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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

That lady sure is fit. She should punch Chris Chrstie in the face.

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Michael F Bell's avatar

That's where "Sit down and shut up" originated, since your asked.

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Staid Winnow 🔎👽🔍's avatar

This is all nice, but until Bristol weighs in with her abstinence-only technique, I'm not taking any sexing advice from the Pillsbury doughboy whose only accomplishment has been defeating lapband.

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Michael F Bell's avatar

Defeating Lapband? When did New Jersey invade Finland?

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Kakkeltje's avatar

That rythm method from number 1 looks like a way more effective method of birth control than the Catholic rythm method.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ooh baby, we're going to practice tonight! I'm going to function all up in you!

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dslindc's avatar

This is the best diet plan ever! I no longer want to eat anything!

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

"practiced that function during part of my life?" I think he chose food over sex a long time ago.

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DahBoner's avatar

It's gotta be in the butt, baby...

https://youtu.be/TBw1yBBLg_s

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Sorry, Chris. It's not a buffet to pick and choose. See you in hell, Big Boy.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

If some enterprising young reporter wants to get yelled at, they should ask him about pre-marital sex and not just with himself.

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Are we there yet?'s avatar

Christie and sex..................NNNNNNOOOOOOOO..........................

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My husband?

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azeyote's avatar

doesn't use the rhythm method? - didn't know the dude had rhythm, didn't know he could find his dick, or have someplace to put it in, unless maybe a - glory hole

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Wendel's avatar

I am having trouble picturing him functioning, but I'll keep trying.

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Wendel's avatar

Mary Pat seems to be a team player.

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