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WellIGotNothing's avatar

A poll was conducted to discover Cillizza's relevance. 100% of respondents said "who?"

fuflans's avatar

i literally say that every time i see his name. which is technically not that often.

Manhattan123's avatar

That shoe polish he lathers on his hair must be affecting his brain?

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

Yeah well, next year is only a couple weeks away ...

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Yeah, but Collins' position evolved from wanting votes on her issues first to taking a promissory note to add it to an upcoming vote. Now it's an upcoming vote next year. Never is looking pretty good at this point.

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

"ass" popular -- unintentionally (?) appropriate ASSessment 😎😎😎

eta: toe jam goes great on croissants 😂😂😂

Vacuous Virgina's avatar

Sentient? ASSuming facts not in evidence 😥😥😥

Ross Vachon's avatar

Only thing is she's not smart, not competent, and venal as fuck.

Ross Vachon's avatar

Only her book tour has lasted for over a year and this obscenely rich sociopath charges hundreds of dollars to hear her cloying palaver about Chardonnay, Crimea, and coucous. Maureen Dowd is right about her.

phoenix00's avatar

Does Cilizza actually have an original thought?

phoenix00's avatar

Benghazi. And e-mails. Such evil pestilence.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Q: What is a Clitzilla?A: A monster hairy nubby that when you rub it long and fast enough-- hillarygasms!

phoenix00's avatar

Supermarket. Tabloid.

Fox News on toilet paper amped for "entertainment value"

phoenix00's avatar

And the Electoral College, from what it seems.

phoenix00's avatar

"Beatcha to it."- Bubba Bill