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A poll was conducted to discover Cillizza's relevance. 100% of respondents said "who?"

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i literally say that every time i see his name. which is technically not that often.

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That shoe polish he lathers on his hair must be affecting his brain?

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Yeah well, next year is only a couple weeks away ...

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Yeah, but Collins' position evolved from wanting votes on her issues first to taking a promissory note to add it to an upcoming vote. Now it's an upcoming vote next year. Never is looking pretty good at this point.

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"ass" popular -- unintentionally (?) appropriate ASSessment 😎😎😎

eta: toe jam goes great on croissants 😂😂😂

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😂😂😂😂😂

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Sentient? ASSuming facts not in evidence 😥😥😥

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Only thing is she's not smart, not competent, and venal as fuck.

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Only her book tour has lasted for over a year and this obscenely rich sociopath charges hundreds of dollars to hear her cloying palaver about Chardonnay, Crimea, and coucous. Maureen Dowd is right about her.

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Does Cilizza actually have an original thought?

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Benghazi. And e-mails. Such evil pestilence.

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Q: What is a Clitzilla?A: A monster hairy nubby that when you rub it long and fast enough-- hillarygasms!

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Supermarket. Tabloid.

Fox News on toilet paper amped for "entertainment value"

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And the Electoral College, from what it seems.

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"Beatcha to it."- Bubba Bill

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