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That's my goal, to read all day every day. Forever and ever, Amen.

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Get this baby a transfusion, STAT

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Could I dream up a scenario in which Dumbass Don didn't fuck US America six ways to Sunday, then get caught and impeached for trying to crime his way into a second term while simultaneously trashing our credibility on the world stage by kissing Putin's ass and fucking our allies over?

Ehhh... No. Even imagination has its limits, it would seem.

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I'll cover the weekend graveyard shift.

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Corporations are people, right? So one can run for president, as long as it's (collectively) at least 35 years old, right?

Ugh - after a cursory assessment of the implications, I'm suddenly not in a hurry to set precedent by filing for our candidacy.

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And some body armor. Where's Trump's left hand?

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I mean, I wouldn't mind VP Clinton....

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It would be nice if Chris Cillizza would keep his remarks very short. Maybe just 25 words or less.

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Oh yeah! Then the Clinton murder machine kills the President. /s

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Mediocre white men libelz!In fact it would be a below average white men libelz .

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Shouldn't that be Supreme Court Justices Obama?

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It doesn't look like he needs any scratches. The interviewers on CNN however. . .

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I keep pointing out to those conspiracy theorists that if the Clintons were murdering so many people, how is Trump still alive? I never get a response.

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Our Twitter account is gonna be lit, yo.

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At least his name is in the news again.

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