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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You roll coal with the McLaren you have, not the truck you wish you had.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Give him time, it's only Thursday.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Did you actually mean to type 'paid'? It's just that 'P' is above and to the right of 'L' on the keyboard,. It's a common typo.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Only if he was doing thoroughbreds.

Ghenghis McCann's avatar

Dangerous tactic. We all know that the Devil has the best lawyers.

Jonny On Maui's avatar

Here you go!

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Ghenghis McCann's avatar

But, Your Honour. It was a non-profit organization. If I hadn't embezzled that money it might have shown a profit.

Content unavailable's avatar

Pay to lay? That money went somewhere.

whitroth's avatar

Half a mil? Who's he paying for, E$$$corts? Sigourney Weaver in the role she played in Half Moon Street?

<shakes head="">

He's probably Too Christian (tm) to look at pr0n.... I know, he was trying to Save Their Souls!

harryeagar's avatar

Will be there, maybe not precisely at 2.

whitroth's avatar

Wonkette, I just realized where he spent all that money. I'll bet he took all those offers for Latina ladies, er, exotic Arabian ladies, um, Russian ladies, that keep hitting my inbox....

And was there a Nigerian Princess involved?

harryeagar's avatar

I know of a mentally ill woman who has been plundered of a substantial fortune left to her by her parents by Pat Robertson. Her brothers and sisters tried to stop it. It not only left her close to destitute but tore up the family.

There is no level of hell deep enough for these criminals

tehbaddr's avatar

You're right, Jesus comes first. He doesn't care much about his chattel save for PR purposes.

malsperanza's avatar

*cough*Hillel House*cough*

NorthStarSpanx's avatar

Was he buying gold-plated dildos? If he was shopping through Gweneth Paltrow's GOOP

http://www.usmagazine.com/c...

frrolfe's avatar

$475,000. How many Mars Bars is that. How many bags of Skittles?