Same as it ever was. In your "reasonable explanations" story for the day, the head of an Iowa-based Christian charity has admitted he embezzled a bit under half a million bucks from the charity to pay for what he vaguely explained as a "sex addiction." Apparently some people have simply never heard of free porn.
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Wonkette, I just realized where he spent all that money. I'll bet he took all those offers for Latina ladies, er, exotic Arabian ladies, um, Russian ladies, that keep hitting my inbox....
I know of a mentally ill woman who has been plundered of a substantial fortune left to her by her parents by Pat Robertson. Her brothers and sisters tried to stop it. It not only left her close to destitute but tore up the family.
There is no level of hell deep enough for these criminals
You roll coal with the McLaren you have, not the truck you wish you had.
Give him time, it's only Thursday.
Did you actually mean to type 'paid'? It's just that 'P' is above and to the right of 'L' on the keyboard,. It's a common typo.
Only if he was doing thoroughbreds.
Dangerous tactic. We all know that the Devil has the best lawyers.
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But, Your Honour. It was a non-profit organization. If I hadn't embezzled that money it might have shown a profit.
Pay to lay? That money went somewhere.
Half a mil? Who's he paying for, E$$$corts? Sigourney Weaver in the role she played in Half Moon Street?
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He's probably Too Christian (tm) to look at pr0n.... I know, he was trying to Save Their Souls!
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Wonkette, I just realized where he spent all that money. I'll bet he took all those offers for Latina ladies, er, exotic Arabian ladies, um, Russian ladies, that keep hitting my inbox....
And was there a Nigerian Princess involved?
I know of a mentally ill woman who has been plundered of a substantial fortune left to her by her parents by Pat Robertson. Her brothers and sisters tried to stop it. It not only left her close to destitute but tore up the family.
There is no level of hell deep enough for these criminals
You're right, Jesus comes first. He doesn't care much about his chattel save for PR purposes.
*cough*Hillel House*cough*
Was he buying gold-plated dildos? If he was shopping through Gweneth Paltrow's GOOP
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$475,000. How many Mars Bars is that. How many bags of Skittles?