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Did you try to handle the snake before being bitten?

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Getting close to running a tontine.

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I don't think amyl nitrite is on the approved list.

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yeah i'm one of them thar navigators so i spent 3 boring days in october learning the minutiae of this thing. medi share is the example they always give.

i guess they just have better lobbyists.

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Dying expensively, at taxpayer expense. We'll need a way of sending the bills to the fundie churches.

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Must be in the front row.

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It's BETTER than "okay," friend...

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Appropriate, since the LDS Church is rather like a pyramid scheme.

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I think the term is "doggery".

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They are frequently quite thoughtful and insightful people, except for the batshit crazy part.

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Of course they were. It's unusual to see a fundie even admit those verses exist.

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Thing is, if he did have a medium medical expense, either his patrons or his constituents would pony up for it, to prove that insurance is unnecessary.

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HAHAHAHAHA!

no.

they are actually exempted from obamacare requirements.

like native americans and people who don't file taxes and the not lawfully present and the incarcerated.

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Here is another fun fact about Jesuscare: Whatever ailment you are afflicted with must be cured. Cancer? Sure... no problem but that chemo better work or the bill comes to you (or your family).

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