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Vic's avatar

The Banana Republic of Florida

Coffee and Chaos's avatar

There's just no hate like Christian love.

Vic's avatar

Also known as greed. (Psst. There is nothing remotely "Christian" about anyone who has ever voted Republican.

JohnInEastTexas's avatar

From the church's webpage:

>Our pastor enjoys almost all outdoor activities, especially water sports.

I'll bet he does...

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

“No parent would place an infant in daycare if they didn’t need to work,” said Kimberly Sprague, who has no child care for her infant daughter as of Aug. 4. “I just came back to work after maternity leave and I can’t find a place for my daughter. I don’t understand why he would do this. There are so many kids there. And the homepage of the church’s website talks about ‘serving the community.’ I’m just shocked.”

That part about thinking the church would serve the community? That was your first mistake, m'am.

BearBint's avatar

A nice Christian mother shouldn't be working outside the home in the first place. Jehovah will provide, after all (except when he won't).

Thorn Spike's avatar

Reminds me of a boss I had who tried to require everyone to work a "compulsory volunteer" shift once a month on Saturdays. That shit did not fly.

MrBB's avatar

“No parent would place an infant in daycare if they didn’t need to work...”

I went to a Christian school that also had daycare. I also taught in a Christian school. Both were of the same ilk as this one. Your kid is better off almost anywhere else.

Brianna Amore's avatar

More evidence that Christianity is really just a gigantic grifting operation that wants to control every aspect of EVERYONE'S lives, whether you're a believer or not.

No wonder people are leaving in droves.

Boojum's avatar

Sexual abuse complaint in 3, 2, ....

Thompson SubMachinegun's avatar

Here's a photo of the preacher and his apostles!

https://fsbckw.org/team

BearBint's avatar

Wow, look at all those female ministers!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Alot of those odd smiles you get at picture day in second grade, when the kids don't know how to fake it properly

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

We will be in prayer for you as you search for your next place of employment

This shit is exactly the opposite of what the guy they claim to follow said to do.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

edit: Also,outside empployment?So fucker admits he pays them so little they have no choice but to get a second job?

Brianna Amore's avatar

And then FORBIDS them from taking that second job? I mean WTAF? Or WWJD? Or why the fuck are you trying to control the lives of your employees?

Schmice's avatar

I'm ambivalent at best because all the parties are Trumpers. Still, I'm glad the press made this public. That grifter should be forced to tearfully apologize; much like Jimmy Swaggart did after being confronted for his many acts of sexual depravity. I believe that's one of the required courses in Preacher School. Or am I wrong?

I'm giving you folks money's avatar

Dare I say that that operation is "toast??" (I had had some reservations ,but...)

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I work in a church - hard to believe I know, especially if you follow my comments here. And while they ASK members to tithe a certain amount, no one is *required* to (tho if you want to be a godparent or best man, you'll need to flip in something. But seriously, a Jackson or two will do). But employees? Aw hell naw. And what I do when I leave work is none of their business. Attitudes like that are one reason I can stand to work there.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

The kids are better off in the long run

ShrillKitty's avatar

I'm suing a bikini barista business for (among other things) charging the employees $20 per day for the privilege of working. Yes, employees, not contractors.

Paying your employer to be employed is not how employment works, people.

AIB's avatar

I’m guessing they thought they could get away with that because the tips are good?

Jared James's avatar

Less good if they're stealing a twenty out of the kitty every shift.

DDB9000's avatar

''A Christian preschool and daycare program in Key West, Florida,''...

Uh, do these people know where they placed this school???????

Well, they clearly are a bunch of conch-suckers....

Maury Kendall's avatar

something something mussels? I got here late.

Boojum's avatar

I'm sharked that anyone would carp about having to pay Cod part of their net income.

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

Who want you shell out the cash.

OK, I'll clam up.

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I'm giving you folks money's avatar

I live in a tiny town named "Bivalve," and I am not even shitting you.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

You guys are warming the cockles of my heart.

Schroedinger's Hooman's avatar

These puns are giving me a haddock.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Better head to the drugstore for some aspirin, I will lend you a fin!