You know what your Saturday needs? It needs this beautiful and perfect video of Christian Prophetess, Revelator and Weather Warrior Kat Kerr attacking Hurricane Irma with her magic scepter that she definitely did not get from the Ren Faire. Apparently, Kerr is "taking authority" over the storm, like how Jesus did one time. I don't actually know anything about that, due to it not being a scene in Jesus Christ Superstar, but I'll take her word for it. I watched the video approximately 14 times in a row, and what I gather is that this means that she is yelling at the storm to get out of Florida while waving her scepter at it, and commanding "the millibars" to rise, rise RIIIIIIIIIIIISE!