Christian Retail Mogul Gives Oral Roberts U. $70 Million, God Cries
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Matt Green, founder of the "Christian office and educational supply store chain" Mardel, has pledged to bail Oral Roberts University out of its financial dregs with a donation of $70 million. Green will give $8 million immediately and the remaining $62 million after a thorough review of the school's financial records. We assume that if he doesn't see the phrase "Jesusery = happiness" 62 million times in these records, then the deal is off! Green's donation is a direct result of his Christian altruism, and he doesn't want any influence in the University's affairs. Oh, except for the two board of regents seats he is demanding for his family.
Christian Retail Mogul Gives Oral Roberts U. $70 Million, God Cries
Christian Retail Mogul Gives Oral Roberts U…
Christian Retail Mogul Gives Oral Roberts U. $70 Million, God Cries
Matt Green, founder of the "Christian office and educational supply store chain" Mardel, has pledged to bail Oral Roberts University out of its financial dregs with a donation of $70 million. Green will give $8 million immediately and the remaining $62 million after a thorough review of the school's financial records. We assume that if he doesn't see the phrase "Jesusery = happiness" 62 million times in these records, then the deal is off! Green's donation is a direct result of his Christian altruism, and he doesn't want any influence in the University's affairs. Oh, except for the two board of regents seats he is demanding for his family.