From Dan Savage (who is apparently too good to drink with us in Seattle -- more on that soon), comes this disturbing video of people who are using their affinity for swinging to spread the Word of the Lord.
Picky, picky. The O.T. guys never quite got around to the question of "permission" . . . although Abraham did get into hot water for trying to unload his wife on the Pharaoh.
Not quite as old as me. Much more stupid. You're welcome.
Incidentally, at the recent SF Drinky, glasspusher and I agreed that we would quite like to make your acquaintance. Please advise us of any proposed advances above the Palmetto Bug Line.
That's an interesting take: "I'm not coveting you, because you're not that great looking and your overall views about the world suck badly, so I'm just fucking you because your corresponding sex organs are available and you aren't objecting."
I've seen some get-out clauses. That might work. Except for the adultery part.
"I'm gonna covet you sooo hard! Unless you are a sculptor..."
If it's orgies, they could be More-Mens.
"All of the fucking, none of the coveting. At least we're not breaking Old Testament Leviticus, or anything!!1"
Hell...I remembered the joke. How do you think I feel?
I've got less of a problem with swingers than proselytizers. The two together? Ewww.
Picky, picky. The O.T. guys never quite got around to the question of "permission" . . . although Abraham did get into hot water for trying to unload his wife on the Pharaoh.
Which is weird, if you think about it. Everybody in the ancient world was growing, trading, and using opium.
There's got to be a "USB stick" joke in there somewhere...
Somewhere alomg the line, thick curly hair anywhere south of the scalp became unsexy. I blame it on Rio.
Not quite as old as me. Much more stupid. You're welcome.
Incidentally, at the recent SF Drinky, glasspusher and I agreed that we would quite like to make your acquaintance. Please advise us of any proposed advances above the Palmetto Bug Line.
Where the fuck is Rule 35?
That's an interesting take: "I'm not coveting you, because you're not that great looking and your overall views about the world suck badly, so I'm just fucking you because your corresponding sex organs are available and you aren't objecting."
I've seen some get-out clauses. That might work. Except for the adultery part.
Well, you could be right about that. But we all have sketchy memories.
Enormous boob job much? Not that I notice these things.
Dude, he's 9 years older than me. BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, believe it or not, there were people who found us attractive.
Yeah, well, so are you, neener, neener.
(Wait, what the fuck is this story?)
Ah, nevermind.