The malign presence of Mitch Kahle, a confessed atheist witch-demon, has placed the Goodchristian town of Norton Shores, Michigan, in a Peril of losing its magick protections against evil.
What, pray tell, shall such godly folk do? I mean, besides maybe listening to some of that "love your neighbor" crap that that dumb hippie was always going on about.
"Sola scriptura, sola gratia, sola fide, sola Visa," as the Sage proclaimed from the book of Arguably-Deductible Transactions, chapter 5, verse 23.
<i>&ldquo;We don&rsquo;t have to lock our doors. The reason for that is we&rsquo;re Christians.&rdquo;</i>
We don&#039;t have to teach our teens to stay pure. The reason for that is we&#039;re Christians. And we don&#039;t have guns. The reason for that is we&#039;re Christians. All our stores are closed on the Sabbath. The reason for that is we&#039;re Christians.
Your gate must have a strong personality.
Yea, verily &amp; suche.
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=en1uwIzI3SE" target="_blank">Arthur Brown</a> LIBEL!!!
My God can beat up your God, so STFU!
What, pray tell, shall such godly folk do? I mean, besides maybe listening to some of that &quot;love your neighbor&quot; crap that that dumb hippie was always going on about.
I shot the devil! I shot Sadat! I shot Begin! I SHOT RAY GUN!
This concludes your Monday afternoon punk-rock interlude.
&quot;Sola scriptura, sola gratia, sola fide, sola Visa,&quot; as the Sage proclaimed from the book of Arguably-Deductible Transactions, chapter 5, verse 23.
The butthert is a moste powerfull and fulsome maladie with these folkes.
OUTSIDE AGITATORS!
I shot the Devil, but I did not shoot the deputy.
I have to state the obvious: This is an American place and we still have a First Amendment.
<i>&ldquo;We don&rsquo;t have to lock our doors. The reason for that is we&rsquo;re Christians.&rdquo;</i>
We don&#039;t have to teach our teens to stay pure. The reason for that is we&#039;re Christians. And we don&#039;t have guns. The reason for that is we&#039;re Christians. All our stores are closed on the Sabbath. The reason for that is we&#039;re Christians.
Fuckynge magnetes, how doth they work?
Jesus secures those who secure themselves. Just saying.
If a dude in a ponytail and needing a shave is a threat to your god, then your god is weak sauce indeed.