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Faith and Hair Spray

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I have seen that Faith Tones album cover many, many times, but I will never get over how much the one on the right looks like Stephen Fry in a wig. It's uncanny.

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He had to find a different ride, Trump was driving his Mercedes.

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And when he goes to the boys room, does he have a "wide stance"? Or does he go to the ones with glory holes

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I think he meant, in the same sense the Wide Stance Romancer went to toilets.

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So deep in the closet, they're living in Narnia.

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i think it was that they go in the toilets that match their gender from their birth certificate - i seem to recall this stupid sentence was uttered around bathroom access in schools when that was first a thing

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yeah but he's gonna try and make it one, just like the dude who may or may not be called George and is being sworn in soonish

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Well this college football game is a snoozer. I'll turn to C-Span to hear the great deliberative exercises in the House.

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Nope. I think it was his job to reveal aspects of his dad to the public. And that's what he did. It didn't help his own life, since he'll never get any support from his father anymore.

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Nobody understands how mad he must be at Herschel-- who's useless as a dad and then makes a big deal of himself and it's all false-- so that it's ten times worse. I'd be enraged if it was me. And I'd publicize it too.

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Ah I see, makes sense. Thanks. We're so lucky we are not them.

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Where does he think NYers poop?

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And he did it despite a reasonable expectation of risk for speaking out against the batshit party.

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I like this one. It should win.

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