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It's all about their unchecked political power to bully anyone and everyone, any time, all the time, for any reason, knowing that the Cross lets them get away with it all, every time.

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If they give some child PTSD I hope they sue their ass off.

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In my fundamentalist upbringing, the mere presence of a Ouija board in a house was sufficient to summon a demon (also see Dungeons and Dragons paraphernalia and Magic cards). It would be a great B-movie plot to have a hell house accidentally summon a real demon and have to deal with it.

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Science just needs to start working on water that becomes solid at room temperature. Problem Solv-ed.

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No Holocaust or Twin Tower rooms? Pussies.

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The Beast that Ate the Communion Wafers? (Or Cookies if a Trump-backed project? Cash the check in advance.)

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That IS reassuring!

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won't we have to redefine 'room temperature'?

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WE HAVE TO OPERATE!

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Was one of them named Rosemary?

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Ah! Beat me to it.

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They couldn't get the rights from Tolkien.

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Okay, if you watch that miniseries promo with the sound off, it's actually kind of hilarious.

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Manos is only acceptable if seen on MST3K.

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Well, that would be the easy way. "It is too room temperature! Put on a sweater!"

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