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BouncyFlyer's avatar

It's all about their unchecked political power to bully anyone and everyone, any time, all the time, for any reason, knowing that the Cross lets them get away with it all, every time.

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steelhips's avatar

If they give some child PTSD I hope they sue their ass off.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

In my fundamentalist upbringing, the mere presence of a Ouija board in a house was sufficient to summon a demon (also see Dungeons and Dragons paraphernalia and Magic cards). It would be a great B-movie plot to have a hell house accidentally summon a real demon and have to deal with it.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Science just needs to start working on water that becomes solid at room temperature. Problem Solv-ed.

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borninatrailer's avatar

No Holocaust or Twin Tower rooms? Pussies.

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

The Beast that Ate the Communion Wafers? (Or Cookies if a Trump-backed project? Cash the check in advance.)

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doktorzoom's avatar

That IS reassuring!

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kev's avatar

won't we have to redefine 'room temperature'?

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

WE HAVE TO OPERATE!

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Was one of them named Rosemary?

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Ah! Beat me to it.

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clubseal's avatar

They couldn't get the rights from Tolkien.

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Ali | A Grumpy Cat's avatar

Okay, if you watch that miniseries promo with the sound off, it's actually kind of hilarious.

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vixenmonkey's avatar

Manos is only acceptable if seen on MST3K.

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Well, that would be the easy way. "It is too room temperature! Put on a sweater!"

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