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Ha! She turned me into a Newt!

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Man...I wish I had thought of that when the whole COD thing started.

Dash off a quick witch themed design Set up a store on cafe press Profit (tiny profit, but still)

Is it too late? I'm kinda hoping she wins now.

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"I'm ____, and there was a perfect legitimate reason for those naked children to be in my pants!"

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<strong>Yes ... it all makes sense now....</strong>

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly

Pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down I'm crying

I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob

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Now I hate myself.

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Bitch, you are NOT ME. You wish.

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