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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>You’ve probably heard about the latest smear on me.</i>

NOBODY IS STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU, BITCH.

*looks at response thread*

ALMOST NOBODY IS STILL TALKING ABOUT YOU, BITCH.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

I was thinking more of the smear on her, from, you know, someone fap-ping ( stupid autocorrect) on her...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ms. O'Donnell is probably not going to credit her hooters for her success. Or lack thereof. [Success - not hooters; we don't know about them. Yet.]

However, Hooters is another matter: <a href="http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/us_lawmaker_hooters" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_lawmaker_hooters">http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/...

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Failed Republican political candidate hasn't been offered her own show on FAUX News yet, for money? WTF?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Money earning idea for Christine. <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EqQZrgoXvqM/Sd_EXpZk6II...">http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If that Halloweentime Hookup tale is to be believed, then <i>that is not a feral cat.</i>

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

There's a TrigPal button?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

PuddingPAC probably dried up after reading the public accounts of her pubic account.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

She's just using the Michele Bachmann blueprint. Thanks to Wonkette I'm on Ole Crazy Eyes' email list, and she asks for money more often than a college freshman.

I read Mrs. Bachmann's PAC has about $11,000,000 in the bank (that's not a retorical exageration, although I probably didn't spell the words correctly) - yet that fiscal conservative keeps asking for more cash.

Ms. O'Donnell is probably dreaming about having 11,000 ironmen in the bank...

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>You’ve probably heard about the latest smear on me.</i> Calm down Christine; sexually inactive women usually only need a Pap smear about every three years.

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Mahousu's avatar

Blonde vs. brunette. And unfortunately, I think that might really be the case.

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Mahousu's avatar

Christine wants to <i>allow families to pass down their life earnings</i> and conveniently provides a <b>donate today</b> button to let them do so. Thoughtful.

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