9 Comments

To contract kuru, I believe you must specifically eat the victim's brain. And I don't think she is familar enough with brains to recognize them, so may have eaten them by accident.

Expand full comment

And she obviously enjoys pointing at things, so she isn't against ALL fun.

Expand full comment

Is it fair to go back to what she said 15 years ago? Don't we want politicians who's views evolve? OH WAIT! I fogot, the Repubican statute of limitations on what's fair game in a campaign includes what people did in the womb.

Expand full comment

Is is still cannibalism if you don't swallow?

Expand full comment

Sorry, Christine, but your national anti-masterbation platform is doomed to failure since you can't take the KY from Kentucky.

Expand full comment

Against cannibalism? Bite me!

Expand full comment

What did the cannibal says when he passed his neighbor in the woods?

Nothing.

Expand full comment

Is there nothing this lady isn’t against? I bet she hands out bibles or circus peanuts on Halloween. <a href="http://blog.thecandidconsum..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://blog.thecandidconsumer.com/wp-content/uplo...">http://blog.thecandidconsum...

Expand full comment

*Hitches up his suspenders* Strap a 2X4 across my ass boys, I’m going in!

Expand full comment