Delaware masturbation witch and constitutional scholar Christine O'Donnell finally did another teevee interview! It is super boring, but we'll post it just in case you (like most Americans) have a lot of time on your hands. Better to watch a dull ABC News interview with jobless sex activist Christine O'Donnell rather than let your idle hands be led by the devil to your genitals! Because
It may be hard to do...but watch her tongue as she talks. I used to work with kids who were afflicted with Downs Syndrome and there's a way the tongue behaves when they speak. She displays the same sort of thing.
They won't let us pray to Football Jesus over the loudspeaker at the start of our high school football games. How does Football Jesus know that we prefer not to have any of our players leave the field on a stretcher if the atheist judges won't let us pray to him on the loudspeaker? READ THE CONSTITUTION ATHEIST JUDGES!
It may be hard to do...but watch her tongue as she talks. I used to work with kids who were afflicted with Downs Syndrome and there's a way the tongue behaves when they speak. She displays the same sort of thing.
No problems with staying erect either.
Rust can chafe though
A slutty Dorothy perhaps?
Squeak...squeak...oh god!..squeak..squeak...moan!...squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak! Ahhhhhh.
-audio of Christine having sex with the Tin Man.
They won't let us pray to Football Jesus over the loudspeaker at the start of our high school football games. How does Football Jesus know that we prefer not to have any of our players leave the field on a stretcher if the atheist judges won't let us pray to him on the loudspeaker? READ THE CONSTITUTION ATHEIST JUDGES!
Let's hope she meets the same fate as Carrie Prejean.
You remember, right? Kind of? Not really?
Coons should have asked her to name three countries she sees herself working with.
If she does, (and you will please note that I am not ruling your suggestion out), I am going to pack up my self-respect, and get a new goddamn gig.