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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It may be hard to do...but watch her tongue as she talks. I used to work with kids who were afflicted with Downs Syndrome and there's a way the tongue behaves when they speak. She displays the same sort of thing.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No problems with staying erect either.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

A slutty Dorothy perhaps?

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Squeak...squeak...oh god!..squeak..squeak...moan!...squeaksqueaksqueaksqueak! Ahhhhhh.

-audio of Christine having sex with the Tin Man.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

They won't let us pray to Football Jesus over the loudspeaker at the start of our high school football games. How does Football Jesus know that we prefer not to have any of our players leave the field on a stretcher if the atheist judges won't let us pray to him on the loudspeaker? READ THE CONSTITUTION ATHEIST JUDGES!

PsycWench's avatar

Let's hope she meets the same fate as Carrie Prejean.

You remember, right? Kind of? Not really?

PsycWench's avatar

Coons should have asked her to name three countries she sees herself working with.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

If she does, (and you will please note that I am not ruling your suggestion out), I am going to pack up my self-respect, and get a new goddamn gig.