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Dabbled in witchcraft Idiocy rides a broom Voters are morans.

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sheena is a punk rocker.

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Well...I'm not a fan of throwing up under any circumstance. Can I just piss on him instead?

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Please allow me to point out something...

"Retard-American"

You were saying?

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god is there ANYTHING maher can do that doesn't annoy the crap out of me? he's nearly always 100% right and nearly always 100% makes me want to claw my eyes and ears out.

and his to follow.

NOT HELPING. asshole.

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A witch "friend" gave her some of that vaginally applied flying ointment. It's a gateway drug.

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I think I know what costume will be favored by attendees of the 10/29 Wonkette Ball.

Tip to DC-area CVS store managers: order as many Sexy Witch Halloween costumes as you can get.

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Sweet Jesus...I only made into about 3 seconds of the dancing bit.

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She went to Dick-in-son? That explains much.

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I'm disappointed that she is not appearing on any of the Sunday news shows. I was looking forward to her head spinning around as she throws up pea soup on Chris Wallace.

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Christine canceled her appearances on the Sunday morning talk shows in order to appear at a previously scheduled event. Gosh. If only someone could invent some type of calendar type of book wherein one records appointments so that scheduling conflicts can be avoided.

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!11

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I wonder if her handlers are even going to let her debate.

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Even if she was a witch, you just know she wasn't a very good one.

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The TP'ers will forgive her wiccan past. But if she was ever a practicing muslin, or related to practicing muslin, or stood near a practicing muslin, then she must be ritually <strike>purified</strike> sacrificed.

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