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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dabbled in witchcraft Idiocy rides a broom Voters are morans.

fuflans's avatar

sheena is a punk rocker.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well...I'm not a fan of throwing up under any circumstance. Can I just piss on him instead?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Please allow me to point out something...

"Retard-American"

You were saying?

fuflans's avatar

god is there ANYTHING maher can do that doesn't annoy the crap out of me? he's nearly always 100% right and nearly always 100% makes me want to claw my eyes and ears out.

and his to follow.

NOT HELPING. asshole.

PsycWench's avatar

A witch "friend" gave her some of that vaginally applied flying ointment. It's a gateway drug.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I think I know what costume will be favored by attendees of the 10/29 Wonkette Ball.

Tip to DC-area CVS store managers: order as many Sexy Witch Halloween costumes as you can get.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Sweet Jesus...I only made into about 3 seconds of the dancing bit.

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She went to Dick-in-son? That explains much.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I'm disappointed that she is not appearing on any of the Sunday news shows. I was looking forward to her head spinning around as she throws up pea soup on Chris Wallace.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Christine canceled her appearances on the Sunday morning talk shows in order to appear at a previously scheduled event. Gosh. If only someone could invent some type of calendar type of book wherein one records appointments so that scheduling conflicts can be avoided.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!11

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I wonder if her handlers are even going to let her debate.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Even if she was a witch, you just know she wasn't a very good one.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The TP'ers will forgive her wiccan past. But if she was ever a practicing muslin, or related to practicing muslin, or stood near a practicing muslin, then she must be ritually <strike>purified</strike> sacrificed.