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TundraGrifter's avatar

A moaner, huh?

Like the song says, "Don't fall in love with a screamer..."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's what you get for looking!

[A life lesson you may often use.]

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fuflans's avatar

god good. all i wrote about in my yearbook was playing snoopy.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

HURL drink HURL pass ou.......

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TundraGrifter's avatar

As Woody Allen wrote, "Sex is only dirty if you do it right."

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't stick your dick in the crazy box. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=g36lYOdlZ-k" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g36lYOdlZ-k">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Their pudding-cup beards runneth over?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Being underneath Tractor Boy for a length of time might just cause brain damage. This explains much.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Now we're all going to be thinking about Christine O'Donnell's 'pudding cup.'

*Bill Cosby voice* PUDDING!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hey there, BLUE MEANY SILLY MOON BEAR!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Who is scripting all of this O'Donnell/Paladino hilarity? Carl Hiassen? Philip Roth? The late Hunter S. Thompson?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Christine O'Donnell is "trailing coons," you say? I guess nothing is beyond the realm of possibility at this point.

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PsycWench's avatar

She kissed a frog and this is what she got. Being a witch has its downside.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think it boils down to this: "it was really straining to fap to Basil Marceaux dot com, got anything else?"

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Spurning Beer's avatar

...the Beaner Stalk.

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chascates's avatar

Any guy who collects that many hip waders must always be knee-deep in shit.

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