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TundraGrifter's avatar

A moaner, huh?

Like the song says, "Don't fall in love with a screamer..."

TundraGrifter's avatar

That's what you get for looking!

[A life lesson you may often use.]

fuflans's avatar

god good. all i wrote about in my yearbook was playing snoopy.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

HURL drink HURL pass ou.......

TundraGrifter's avatar

As Woody Allen wrote, "Sex is only dirty if you do it right."

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't stick your dick in the crazy box. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=g36lYOdlZ-k" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g36lYOdlZ-k">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Their pudding-cup beards runneth over?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Being underneath Tractor Boy for a length of time might just cause brain damage. This explains much.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Now we're all going to be thinking about Christine O'Donnell's 'pudding cup.'

*Bill Cosby voice* PUDDING!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hey there, BLUE MEANY SILLY MOON BEAR!

Spurning Beer's avatar

Who is scripting all of this O'Donnell/Paladino hilarity? Carl Hiassen? Philip Roth? The late Hunter S. Thompson?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Christine O'Donnell is "trailing coons," you say? I guess nothing is beyond the realm of possibility at this point.

PsycWench's avatar

She kissed a frog and this is what she got. Being a witch has its downside.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I think it boils down to this: "it was really straining to fap to Basil Marceaux dot com, got anything else?"

chascates's avatar

Any guy who collects that many hip waders must always be knee-deep in shit.