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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Remind me again how the NHS has Death Panels?

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

Despite what Merriam-Webster claim in Scotland it is spelt "plead" but pronounced "pled".

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Both. Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Cryny's avatar

What if his nose is his asshole?

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chortlingdingo's avatar

We're gerrymandered to shit.

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chortlingdingo's avatar

Excedrin Migraine is my favorite OTC medicine for those kind of things. Mega kudos for you getting stuff done during your migraine! I'm basically useless when I have one.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Um, no.

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Nightflyer's avatar

This guy Clark should do more time than 10 months.

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dansezlajavanaise's avatar

the best thing you can do is duck under a sturdy piece of furniture.

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grammi48's avatar

Still jihad number one in threat and death count, covered by obfuscation .

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rtpoeman's avatar

I don't think that it's Mueller's not moving the dial; it's that no one is paying attention to where the dial is pointing.

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revenant's avatar

It is a little disturbing that the head of the FBI felt it necessary to include in his list of domestic threats "anarchism" and "environmental extremism"- just when was the last time an anarchist or an "environmental extremist" murdered anybody? Or threatened to do so, let alone got caught stockpiling weapons and explosives, the way the Nazis and their ilk do all the time, every friggin' day?

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revenant's avatar

sure, just like the way they calmed down and worked together with us in 2008.

oh, wait....

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Itsatarp's avatar

It's also high time we get to the bottom of Operation Charlotte, a secret CIA program that used genetically modified arachnids to spin webs with coded messages. There is good reason to believe this program has been infiltrated by eco-terrorists who are using it to cause havoc on American pig farmers.

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revenant's avatar

how is he doing today?and how are you doing today, dear heart?

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