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Lefty Mark's avatar

RedState and WND are reasons why I don't use the Internet.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Mr. Yall? People for The Ethical Treatment of Maggots on line 2.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Did she eat them?"

That was fecking awesome.

bobbert's avatar

David Thorne is way too much fun to read.

bobbert's avatar

Christ, what an asshole.

WA Bishop's avatar

Sure, her name is Regina and she lives in Alberta.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Who is this ginger nightmare?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Make it a battle of wits. They'll have to hose Chuckie from the ring.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

IOKIYGWR

It's OK if your grandparents were republicans.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

And it's just like the quantum foam, it keeps popping in and out of existence.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

What an utterly despicable maggot. Almost makes me want to start Twittering so I can get in a tweet fight with him. I, too, have held a gun before. So there! Take that, Chuck Johnson (if that's even your real name).

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...can someone please tell Chucky that rolling around in the dirt once with another 12 year old, because he took your favorite protractor doesn't automatically turn you into Cain Velasquez!!!

Joshua Norton's avatar

Right now I'm looking at what's left in my liquor cabinet and wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and doloroso sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Yep. If it were Chuckles, I'd choose cow flops at 10 paces.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

The flippancy of "well gee, it sucks, but let's get back to what I like" is what really separates him from all the other scumbags that exist on Twitter.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"The plane is crashing, which is tragic & all, but now we'll never have to run across Charles C. Johnson ever again."

--All AirAsia Staff