It may have been a holiday weekend, but the news never stops -- and neither does sleazy reporting remora Chuck C. Johnson, who can always find a way to say something surreally horrifying about almost anything. Consider that missing AirAsia flight, for instance, which led Mr. Johnson to
What an utterly despicable maggot. Almost makes me want to start Twittering so I can get in a tweet fight with him. I, too, have held a gun before. So there! Take that, Chuck Johnson (if that's even your real name).
...can someone please tell Chucky that rolling around in the dirt once with another 12 year old, because he took your favorite protractor doesn't automatically turn you into Cain Velasquez!!!
Right now I'm looking at what's left in my liquor cabinet and wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and doloroso sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.
The flippancy of "well gee, it sucks, but let's get back to what I like" is what really separates him from all the other scumbags that exist on Twitter.
"The plane is crashing, which is tragic & all, but now we'll never have to run across Charles C. Johnson ever again."
RedState and WND are reasons why I don't use the Internet.
Mr. Yall? People for The Ethical Treatment of Maggots on line 2.
"Did she eat them?"
That was fecking awesome.
David Thorne is way too much fun to read.
Christ, what an asshole.
Sure, her name is Regina and she lives in Alberta.
Who is this ginger nightmare?
Make it a battle of wits. They'll have to hose Chuckie from the ring.
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It's OK if your grandparents were republicans.
And it's just like the quantum foam, it keeps popping in and out of existence.
What an utterly despicable maggot. Almost makes me want to start Twittering so I can get in a tweet fight with him. I, too, have held a gun before. So there! Take that, Chuck Johnson (if that's even your real name).
...can someone please tell Chucky that rolling around in the dirt once with another 12 year old, because he took your favorite protractor doesn't automatically turn you into Cain Velasquez!!!
Right now I'm looking at what's left in my liquor cabinet and wondering whether mixing bourbon, peppermint schnapps and doloroso sherry is as bad an idea as it sounds.
Yep. If it were Chuckles, I'd choose cow flops at 10 paces.
The flippancy of "well gee, it sucks, but let's get back to what I like" is what really separates him from all the other scumbags that exist on Twitter.
"The plane is crashing, which is tragic & all, but now we'll never have to run across Charles C. Johnson ever again."
--All AirAsia Staff