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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Word to your mother as well.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

If you age them for a few years they taste better.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

They call it ethanol out there.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I like how the yellow chicks look like the average blobular type II diabetes patient with kidney problems.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

The mistakenly think it is a way to reengage with the youth demographic, probably the same people who had Michale Steele clowning about acting hood.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Okay, makes sense to me now. Good job. But can you put that into 140 characters max, with corndog gansta style?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Bingo. Or however they say that down in da Senate.

schmannity's avatar

38 people at an Iowa rally. It must be hard to control one's ego with this kind of megastar adulation. After decades in the Senate, it must be satisfying to know that a snow hick from Alaska could draw a crowd one hundred times larger.

chascates's avatar

Are peeps the same as pee points? If so, Grassley must be in the minus category.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I believe what the senator from Iowa is trying to say is that he has accumulated enough hoes that are located in different area codes. And perhaps that bitches are not, in fact, shit but hoes and/or tricks. Now, he is back to Washington to whip his hair. Word.

(I think I just raped 3 separate decades of hip hip with that post.)

schmannity's avatar

Battle of the unruly hair.

102415's avatar

If you don't like his lyrics you can press fast forward.