Chuck Grassley Verrrry Interested In This Whole 'Pornography' Business
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You know what keeps Chuck Grassley up at night? Pornography! Specifically, the thought that someone, somewhere, within the vast National Science Foundation bureaucracy, is using a computer and Internet connection purchased with tax, dollars paid by hard-working Americans, to find and view pictures of comely young men or women -- perhaps not wearing clothes, perhaps even engaging in erotic congress with one another. Worse, these nefarious scientists might engage in the sin of Onan, while peering intently at the perverse images. Can you imagine what this would mean for the Republic? Bad things, that's what! Grassley's made progress in his efforts to defeat this scourge; after the jump, find out what
Chuck Grassley Verrrry Interested In This Whole 'Pornography' Business
Chuck Grassley Verrrry Interested In This…
Chuck Grassley Verrrry Interested In This Whole 'Pornography' Business
You know what keeps Chuck Grassley up at night? Pornography! Specifically, the thought that someone, somewhere, within the vast National Science Foundation bureaucracy, is using a computer and Internet connection purchased with tax, dollars paid by hard-working Americans, to find and view pictures of comely young men or women -- perhaps not wearing clothes, perhaps even engaging in erotic congress with one another. Worse, these nefarious scientists might engage in the sin of Onan, while peering intently at the perverse images. Can you imagine what this would mean for the Republic? Bad things, that's what! Grassley's made progress in his efforts to defeat this scourge; after the jump, find out what