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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

We can't stop here, this is deer country.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Chows are bastards. A chow killed my grandma's dog. Just ripped him apart.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey. Twice we have been hit by a deer, coming bounding out of nowhere and colliding with the car. Besides, for insurance purposes you always say the deer hit you.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

This deserves SO many fists!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

My car gets hit one more time and insurance will write it off for sure. I'm about to finish paying for the fucking thing, so deer: STAY AWAY!!

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fuflans's avatar

and of course, as you can find anything and everything in shakespeare, you don't even need to change nouns:

'Poor deer,' quoth he, 'thou makest a testament As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more To that which had too much:' then, being there alone, Left and abandon'd of his velvet friends, ''Tis right:' quoth he; 'thus misery doth part The flux of company:' anon a careless herd, Full of the pasture, jumps along by him And never stays to greet him; 'Ay' quoth Jaques, 'Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens; 'Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?'

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The Day the Reindeer Died?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

As a teacher of literature, bravo, I say, bravo.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Actually, I want to know who Fender and Tire are. Are those some other Romney boys??

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Living deer are all alike; every dead deer is dead in its own way.

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bobbert's avatar

Your SIL is a regular Einstein.

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Lot_49's avatar

You buy for me, one <strike>Saigon</strike> Ho Chi Minh City Tea?

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bobbert's avatar

Frosty.

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bobbert's avatar

I think Dok was bored.

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PsycWench's avatar

Maybe it was the same rabbit that tried to attack <a href="http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2010\/11\/21\/jimmy-carter-explains-rabbit-attack\/" target="_blank">Jimmy Carter.</a>

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PsycWench's avatar

Depends on what you mean by "hit".

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