Senator Charles “Chuck" “I now h v an iphone" Grassley (R-Xanadu) just loves him someTwitter. And he tweets with all the Nrg a man can bring to the task.
Hey. Twice we have been hit by a deer, coming bounding out of nowhere and colliding with the car. Besides, for insurance purposes you always say the deer hit you.
My car gets hit one more time and insurance will write it off for sure. I'm about to finish paying for the fucking thing, so deer: STAY AWAY!!
and of course, as you can find anything and everything in shakespeare, you don't even need to change nouns:
'Poor deer,' quoth he, 'thou makest a testament As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more To that which had too much:' then, being there alone, Left and abandon'd of his velvet friends, ''Tis right:' quoth he; 'thus misery doth part The flux of company:' anon a careless herd, Full of the pasture, jumps along by him And never stays to greet him; 'Ay' quoth Jaques, 'Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens; 'Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?'
Maybe it was the same rabbit that tried to attack <a href="http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2010\/11\/21\/jimmy-carter-explains-rabbit-attack\/" target="_blank">Jimmy Carter.</a>
We can&#039;t stop here, this is deer country.
Chows are bastards. A chow killed my grandma&#039;s dog. Just ripped him apart.
Hey. Twice we have been hit by a deer, coming bounding out of nowhere and colliding with the car. Besides, for insurance purposes you always say the deer hit you.
This deserves SO many fists!
My car gets hit one more time and insurance will write it off for sure. I&#039;m about to finish paying for the fucking thing, so deer: STAY AWAY!!
and of course, as you can find anything and everything in shakespeare, you don&#039;t even need to change nouns:
&#039;Poor deer,&#039; quoth he, &#039;thou makest a testament As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more To that which had too much:&#039; then, being there alone, Left and abandon&#039;d of his velvet friends, &#039;&#039;Tis right:&#039; quoth he; &#039;thus misery doth part The flux of company:&#039; anon a careless herd, Full of the pasture, jumps along by him And never stays to greet him; &#039;Ay&#039; quoth Jaques, &#039;Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens; &#039;Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?&#039;
The Day the Reindeer Died?
As a teacher of literature, bravo, I say, bravo.
Actually, I want to know who Fender and Tire are. Are those some other Romney boys??
Living deer are all alike; every dead deer is dead in its own way.
Your SIL is a regular Einstein.
You buy for me, one <strike>Saigon</strike> Ho Chi Minh City Tea?
Frosty.
I think Dok was bored.
Maybe it was the same rabbit that tried to attack <a href="http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2010\/11\/21\/jimmy-carter-explains-rabbit-attack\/" target="_blank">Jimmy Carter.</a>
Depends on what you mean by &quot;hit&quot;.