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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

We can't stop here, this is deer country.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Chows are bastards. A chow killed my grandma's dog. Just ripped him apart.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey. Twice we have been hit by a deer, coming bounding out of nowhere and colliding with the car. Besides, for insurance purposes you always say the deer hit you.

Vienna Woods's avatar

This deserves SO many fists!

Vienna Woods's avatar

My car gets hit one more time and insurance will write it off for sure. I'm about to finish paying for the fucking thing, so deer: STAY AWAY!!

fuflans's avatar

and of course, as you can find anything and everything in shakespeare, you don't even need to change nouns:

'Poor deer,' quoth he, 'thou makest a testament As worldlings do, giving thy sum of more To that which had too much:' then, being there alone, Left and abandon'd of his velvet friends, ''Tis right:' quoth he; 'thus misery doth part The flux of company:' anon a careless herd, Full of the pasture, jumps along by him And never stays to greet him; 'Ay' quoth Jaques, 'Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens; 'Tis just the fashion: wherefore do you look Upon that poor and broken bankrupt there?'

Vienna Woods's avatar

The Day the Reindeer Died?

Vienna Woods's avatar

As a teacher of literature, bravo, I say, bravo.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Actually, I want to know who Fender and Tire are. Are those some other Romney boys??

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Living deer are all alike; every dead deer is dead in its own way.

bobbert's avatar

Your SIL is a regular Einstein.

Lot_49's avatar

You buy for me, one <strike>Saigon</strike> Ho Chi Minh City Tea?

bobbert's avatar

I think Dok was bored.

PsycWench's avatar

Maybe it was the same rabbit that tried to attack <a href="http:\/\/politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com\/2010\/11\/21\/jimmy-carter-explains-rabbit-attack\/" target="_blank">Jimmy Carter.</a>

PsycWench's avatar

Depends on what you mean by "hit".