Famous Senate coot Chuck Grassley has now forgotten how to operate his beleaguered cell phone beyond any function other than to beam nonsenseto the Twitters. HOW DOES THE SILENCE BUTTON WORK, CONSARNIT? Let this be a warning to you, children. [Buzzfeed]
I thought the first thing to go was the ability to tell staff "no, that would be wrong". Of course all my remaining knowledge of senility comes from watching Reagan on teevee.
I worked briefly for Apple Tech Support (Level 1-idiot class) and was taught the old NATO phonetic alphabet. When reading back the serial numbers to a caller to confirm I asked "that was A for Alpha, T for Tango, V for Victor, " etc. You'll be ahead in this regard, plus you can annoy the almost-minimum wage contract Apple employees (Apple contracts out most tech support, it's just cheaper) by talking about walkie-talkies and the like. And people who are really, really up on all the features of the latest gadget are just sad, compulsive types who have no other interests. I bought 4 books on using my Blackberry Curve but couldn't make myself read even one of them.
I thought the first thing to go was the ability to tell staff "no, that would be wrong". Of course all my remaining knowledge of senility comes from watching Reagan on teevee.
His undergarments are always full of shit.
I worked briefly for Apple Tech Support (Level 1-idiot class) and was taught the old NATO phonetic alphabet. When reading back the serial numbers to a caller to confirm I asked "that was A for Alpha, T for Tango, V for Victor, " etc. You'll be ahead in this regard, plus you can annoy the almost-minimum wage contract Apple employees (Apple contracts out most tech support, it's just cheaper) by talking about walkie-talkies and the like. And people who are really, really up on all the features of the latest gadget are just sad, compulsive types who have no other interests. I bought 4 books on using my Blackberry Curve but couldn't make myself read even one of them.
Just one of his grandkids fuckin with him. They don't like him either.
Larry Craig? I gotta call you back.