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Um, I think you might be spelling "Moranissance" wrong.

On a related note, ya gotta wonder why the name of Nobel-prize-winning scholar Jim Hoft hasn't been bandied about as a potential head of the Dept. of Edjumacation. Clearly, he'd be the smartest person on that whole team, even smarter than the "big man" himself.

Oh wait, I think I just answered my own question. Never mind...

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None Of The Above.

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The wife of a turtle, last I heard.

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I so look forward to governmental policy dictated by a sub-cartoon sad frog.

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BUT HER EMAILS

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You owe me a keyboard.

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You mean the award winning documentary filmmaker?

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This shitstain gives Gingers a bad name

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So, any bets on whether this administration will simply go down like a bag of flaming poo pee, or will they hang on to the point of extra-violent repression?

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Chuck C. Johnson sounds like a name some high school boy would give to his penis. Oddly appropriate, I guess.

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will my robotic supermodel girlfriend be able to pee?

Just asking for a friend.

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We're the ones who need to work harder to understand their economic insecurity, too. Don't forget that we're the problem.

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Speaking of Steve Bannon, he seems to be fairly quiet these days. Maybe the nation's intelligence agencies released a little info on what they know about him, too.

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It did for Melania.

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piss on this shit!

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The history of this presidency will be titled: Trump- the Race to the Bottom.

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